1 00:00:03,271 --> 00:00:04,238 (glass shattering) 2 00:00:04,272 --> 00:00:07,708 (pleasant ambient music) 3 00:00:14,248 --> 00:00:18,319 ("Build a Boat" by Stolen Horse) 4 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:27,461 (rhythmic and pleasant folk rock music) 5 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:34,968 - What are you doing? 6 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:36,570 - Yes, wait, wait, wait, wait! 7 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:37,438 Wait! 8 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:41,242 - Can I open them yet? 9 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:42,110 - Yes. 10 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:47,481 (both chuckling over waiter speaking foreign language) 11 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:49,883 Cheers. 12 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:52,820 - Cheers. (glasses clinking) 13 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:56,657 - To you, too (laughs). 14 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,726 * And we'd all see what you could do * 15 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:02,696 * 'Cause if you only rise, you could make it work * 16 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:03,531 (lips smacking) 17 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:07,067 * To the other land 18 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:08,802 - OK, are you recording now? 19 00:01:08,836 --> 00:01:09,737 Are you recording? 20 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:12,773 * There, tell them 21 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:16,777 * Everybody's asking of them 22 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:19,380 * And when you get there, tell them * 23 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,115 (muffled chatter from TV) 24 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:25,319 * Everybody's asking of them 25 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:27,421 * Have you seen the stars today * 26 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,657 - Everything that glitters is gold. 27 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,392 * Seems to me they've gone away * 28 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,894 (water splashing) 29 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,797 * Opened up like 27 30 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:39,066 - This is, this is something I would like to do, 31 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,434 but of course, you know. 32 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:42,403 * And if you're lonely 33 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,505 * Then I could build a boat for you * 34 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,540 * And then, you'd owe me 35 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,642 * And we'd all see what you could do * 36 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:50,611 * 'Cause if you only rise 37 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:52,213 * You could make it work 38 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:56,417 * It could take you to the other land * 39 00:01:57,084 --> 00:01:58,386 (cork popping) 40 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:02,523 * And when you get there, tell them * 41 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:06,527 * Everybody's asking of them 42 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:10,231 * And when you get there, tell them * 43 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:12,666 - [Dennis] Oh my God, we look so young in these. 44 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,535 Why are you up so early? 45 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:16,537 - I'm off to Katelyn. 46 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,839 She's such a darling, but remodeling her house 47 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:20,874 will take longer than reconstruction. 48 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:23,644 - [Dennis] Ooh, this one's before Mexico, Jesus Christ! 49 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:26,414 That's my birthday, that's incredible, look at that! 50 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:28,382 - You know where I'd like to go with you? 51 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:32,119 (sighs) You remember Mexico? 52 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:35,423 Chichen Itza, that, uh, El Castillo, 53 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:36,724 that pyramid in the middle. 54 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,192 - [Dennis] Yeah. 55 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:41,529 - Yeah, that's where I'd like to celebrate with you. 56 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:45,733 Us standing up there, the sunlight going down. 57 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:47,335 Beautiful! 58 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:49,837 Like it? 59 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:55,175 There is so much work to do, you have no idea! 60 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,814 I'll be back for the party. 61 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,283 In time, promise! 62 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:05,386 (footsteps clacking) 63 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:10,057 (relaxed acoustic guitar) 64 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,798 (water bubbling) 65 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:23,604 (rhythmic acoustic guitar music with pleasant vocals) 66 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,296 (water splashing) 67 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:52,500 (warm acoustic guitar over pleasant ambient music) 68 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:12,553 (water splashing and bubbling) 69 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:25,198 (crowd chattering over throbbing EDM music) 70 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,768 (water splashing) 71 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:28,936 - [Partygoer] Hey, hey, I'll tell you 72 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,238 what I told Travolta, not in the face! 73 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,874 - Nobody drinks anymore, it's all about G. 74 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,343 - Yeah, but like, can't you die? 75 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:36,677 - Only if you do too much. 76 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,078 - Happy birthday! (slap cracking) 77 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,680 - [Partygoer] Henry! 78 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:43,884 (partygoers chattering over throbbing EDM music) 79 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:47,388 - Hey, hey, uh, Dennis. 80 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,859 - (gasps) All I can taste is whiskey, where's the sour? 81 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,527 - Right, you know how Daddy likes it, 82 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:56,163 if it ain't strong, it's wrong! 83 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:00,300 Dennis, careful, he's in a mood. 84 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,237 I mean, remember last time? 85 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:06,607 I'm not getting fired again! 86 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:09,610 - High kick! (Javi groans) 87 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:12,279 - Ah, yeah, not now (sighs). 88 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,547 You're good to go, thanks. 89 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:15,048 - Well, the ratings are down everywhere, 90 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:17,317 I mean, the only thing that's not going down on it is him. 91 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:20,120 - Listen, we need a gimmick, we need a sensation, 92 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,722 something to trigger the show. 93 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,491 Something to survive the next season-- 94 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:24,992 - I've got a good idea, have another angioplasty, 95 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:26,660 or better yet, become a transsexual-- 96 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:27,495 - Oh, stop! 97 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:28,996 - No, no, seriously! 98 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:30,764 - A brain tumor would get us at least two more seasons. 99 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:31,965 - [Farleigh] Guys, I'm serious. 100 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,467 - [Tod] Get two seasons out of that. 101 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:37,337 - I'm in perfect health, I've never been in better shape, 102 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,408 'cause when I was sick, you always stood at my side. 103 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,943 That really showed me that you loved me. 104 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,244 - Yeah, but that's, no, no no no. 105 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:46,847 We, we, we care about your health, 106 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,916 and we have every confidence in you, 107 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:51,351 so why don't we just take a moment and, uh, 108 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:53,053 look at some of your new sketches for the restaurants-- 109 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,455 - There isn't much to see, that, 110 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:55,989 that's the fuckin' problem (sighs). 111 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,825 - Look, we design interiors, not stunts for the show. 112 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:58,759 That's your job. 113 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,628 - Wh-what did you just say? 114 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,162 We do? 115 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,398 So we do wait for the order of the next season, 116 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:08,602 and we do pay for all your nice and pretty things. 117 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,773 - I'll get you another whiskey sour. 118 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:13,641 - Yes. 119 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:16,109 Double! 120 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,880 - You know, we could, uh, up the flesh factor on the show. 121 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,515 - [Michael] Hey! 122 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:24,752 (throbbing EDM music) 123 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:25,919 - What are you doing? 124 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:26,987 - [Man In White Trunks] Eating. 125 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,188 - Are you new or something? 126 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,990 You don't eat in front of gay people! 127 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:32,392 I haven't had chips since I came out! 128 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:34,027 You're welcome. 129 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,664 - No-no, you left a drifter with crotch rot 130 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:38,131 stick one in? 131 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:40,333 - No, fucker, I didn't know he was homeless, OK? 132 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:43,236 I thought he was from Echo Park! 133 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:44,438 - Wasn't there a smell? 134 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:46,273 - No, he had really nice shoes, OK? 135 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:48,108 (man on left laughs) 136 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:50,811 (bag crinkling) 137 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:59,386 (lighter flicking) 138 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:04,424 (vaguely ominous electronic music) 139 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:15,603 (water splashing) 140 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:19,406 - How long have you been standing there? 141 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,442 Uh (clears throat). 142 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:35,656 (partygoers laughing) 143 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:38,992 (rhythmic funk music) 144 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:39,927 (water splashing) 145 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,963 (partygoers gasping and hooting) 146 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,598 Farleigh, Farleigh? 147 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:49,570 (rhythmic funk music) 148 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,142 Hey, Farleigh! 149 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,076 Farleigh! (Farleigh groans) 150 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:58,145 (glass clinking to floor) 151 00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,112 (Farleigh sighs) 152 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:01,248 Thank God, you gave me a scare. 153 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:02,315 - Very funny. 154 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,787 (groans) I'm just exhausted (groans). 155 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,021 - [Dennis] Oh, come on! 156 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:11,224 (rhythmic funk music) 157 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:17,698 (Farleigh sighs) 158 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:19,266 - You know, let's just go to sleep, 159 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:22,402 I, I have, I have a really early morning, OK? 160 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:25,539 (muffled funk music) 161 00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:30,210 - Church? 162 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:31,879 - [Farleigh] (chuckles) Yes, church. 163 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:35,148 No, I'm serious, I really should sleep. 164 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,052 Good night. 165 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:41,789 Uh, before I forget it, um, 166 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:44,825 could you take the Porsche tomorrow to a car wash? 167 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:45,993 Thank you. 168 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,361 - I just got it waxed like a week ago. 169 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:51,464 - [Farleigh] Yeah, but it needs to look perfect. 170 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:55,603 I got somebody who comes by tomorrow to take a look at it. 171 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:56,469 - Why? 172 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:01,842 - (sighs) Because I agreed to sell it, 173 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,044 and I think I found a buyer. 174 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,747 - [Dennis] Sell it, the Porsche? 175 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:11,551 - I need to liquidate some assets, Dennis. 176 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,486 - But what will I drive? 177 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,590 (muffled funk music) 178 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:24,898 (Farleigh sighs) 179 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:30,303 - Has it ever occurred to you to get a job? 180 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,171 - A job? 181 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:33,941 - [Farleigh] Yeah. 182 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,408 - You're joking. 183 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:36,276 - No, 184 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:38,712 no. 185 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:45,252 (sighs) You live a very costly lifestyle, my boy. 186 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,191 - Like what kind of job? 187 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:54,027 - Well, what are you good at, 188 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:57,397 besides swilling champagne and going to the gym? 189 00:09:57,430 --> 00:10:00,567 Which, by the way, it lately seems you've been doing 190 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,803 more of the former and less of the latter. 191 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:07,007 (distant partygoers laughing over muffled funk music) 192 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,915 Why does it have to be so loud? 193 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,885 Can you turn on the lights, please? 194 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,453 (partygoers shouting) 195 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:24,224 (pole cracking and rattling) 196 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,936 (water bubbling) 197 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,340 (Jasper sighs) 198 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:43,643 (pleasant piano music) 199 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:50,083 (water splashing) 200 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:52,686 (Jasper gasps) 201 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:56,556 (water splashing) 202 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:01,528 (pleasant soft rock music) 203 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:04,097 (Jasper gasps) 204 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:11,839 (melody jingling from cellphone) 205 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,608 - [Paulette] Meet me in the War Room 206 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:19,179 in a half an hour and bring me a Xanax or five. 207 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,115 (cellphone beeps) 208 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:25,218 - Spanker of the House again or wife? 209 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,453 - The missus has been so good 210 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:27,888 about staying out of the picture, 211 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,557 well, she decided to steal my congressman back. 212 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,392 - How is she planning to do this? 213 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,727 - Convince him to run for a second term. 214 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,462 - What, they live up in Pasadena. 215 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:36,797 - Well, she wants him back in Washington 216 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,832 for the next six years. 217 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,067 - Lonnie, do you think I have crow's feet? 218 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,769 - Dennis, what is with the fucking crow's feet? 219 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,737 What is wrong with you? 220 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:48,475 - What about a new someone, like a new Spanker. 221 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:51,178 - Are you outta your goddamn, corn-fed mind? 222 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,712 I'm no spring chicken! 223 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,448 I invested the best years of my life in that dickwad! 224 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,550 No, it is time to dividend collecting, my friend, 225 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,052 and it's the same reason you had to fight 226 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:02,956 for Diedre fucking Diamond's aging pussy! 227 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,992 We are not 22 years old anymore, 228 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,827 with the world at our fingertips 229 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,629 and people beating down our door trying to fuck us! 230 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:10,563 - Speak for yourself. 231 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,866 - Face facts, wild one. 232 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:16,103 We made our beds and it's about time we lied in 'em, 233 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,972 'til our geezers die, we get their money, 234 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:21,809 and then we start this whole cycle all over again 235 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,476 except this time, we're the ones 236 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,579 who get to fuck that hard cock. 237 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,281 Or a tail in your place, Lonnie. 238 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:32,452 My point is, there's no guarantee I'll find another speaker 239 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,288 and even if I do, he'll probably wanna get married 240 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:38,325 or have children or something awful like that. 241 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,327 You may think you look like you did 10 years ago, 242 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,063 but women, when they meet men at age 30, 243 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,966 want them to have fucking careers, not a resume 244 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:49,369 filled with one-night stands and party-attending! 245 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,437 - Meow. 246 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,738 - Truth hurts, Gugana. 247 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,540 - You two, queerty, last time I checked, 248 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:56,109 the sell by date on chicken of the twink ass, 249 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:59,079 it expired around age 24 and you, my friend, 250 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,548 are well past that sell by date. 251 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,350 Crow's feet don't lie. 252 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,486 - Bartender, another round, please! 253 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,956 - Honestly, I don't give a fuck if he goes back to Arizona. 254 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:12,392 I just want my rent and my Barney's card paid. 255 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,928 - Well, tell him you love him. 256 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,565 - That sounds hard. 257 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:21,134 - Tell him he doesn't have to be a congressman 258 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,971 to make you happy, that you'd rather him retire 259 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:27,407 and live on a congressman's small pension to be with him. 260 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,609 - True love, that's playin' dirty. 261 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,844 - Well, so does he, 262 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,213 if Paulette's stories are even half true. 263 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:36,583 He'll respect the hardball tactic and be flattered 264 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:40,687 that she's the only woman who loves him for his real self. 265 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:44,892 - Dennis, that is either stupid or fucking brilliant. 266 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:49,129 Thank you, drinks are on me. 267 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:54,301 (relaxed singer-songwriter music) 268 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,037 (siren blaring) 269 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,972 - Farleigh's punishing you for getting old. 270 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,507 You're not old. 271 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,776 - Oh, no, then why's he taking the Porsche away from me? 272 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,578 - Maybe he needs to free up some cash. 273 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:09,482 - No, bullshit, he's richer than Zuckerberg. 274 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,484 - So you need a job? 275 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,086 Is there anything you can do? 276 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,722 - I thought boy toy was gonna be it. 277 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:19,292 If only I'd gone to college like you. 278 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,294 Everything that seems mildly interesting 279 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:25,165 or even tolerable says college degree required. 280 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,034 - I thought you went to college? 281 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:30,670 - Four months at Bard, then I met Farleigh. 282 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,206 It's been Dicklick Manor ever since. 283 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,075 - I think you're overreacting. 284 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,743 - No, I don't think I am. 285 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:40,013 The only job I've ever had was a swimsuit model. 286 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:43,383 Two weeks in a banana hammock qualifies me for nothing. 287 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,986 Call boy seems to be about it. 288 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,722 - Ya fuck for things, not money. 289 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:52,359 If you fuck for money, it makes you a whore. 290 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,228 (traffic humming) 291 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:00,800 - You know what? 292 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,035 - [Lonnie] Hmm? 293 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,303 - Maybe all I need to do is convince Farleigh 294 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,805 that I'm just as desirable as ever. 295 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,207 - How you gonna do that? 296 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,377 - Are you free tonight? (Lonnie chuckles) 297 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,813 (rhythmic hip hop music) 298 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,351 - Hello, anyone home? 299 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,257 Where's Javi? 300 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,628 - A long day? 301 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,397 - Where's Javi? 302 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,332 - I gave him the night off. 303 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,034 - Why, I'm starving! 304 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,038 - Because I thought my guy needed pizza tonight. 305 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:41,641 - Pizza, Javi won't let me eat pizza anymore. 306 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,677 - I know, that's why I gave him the night off. 307 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:45,612 - Good boy. 308 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,182 - Seemed like you could use a little more comfort food 309 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,218 and a little less tofu stir fry. 310 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,819 - You have no idea. 311 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:58,458 - Would you like some verve, we're also celebrating. 312 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,793 - [Farleigh] Celebrating what? 313 00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,362 - I got a job. 314 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,365 - [Farleigh] Really, where? 315 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,734 - At a travel agency. 316 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:08,868 - They still have those? 317 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:09,736 - Yes. 318 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,976 - Are you qualified? 319 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:20,080 (doorbell rings) 320 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,514 - Not yet. 321 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,150 Dinner first. 322 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,351 - I'm not hungry-- 323 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,453 - Oh, lies, you just said you were starving! 324 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,256 (doorbell rings) 325 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,892 (door rattling) 326 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,995 (scoffs) What in the hell kind of hot mess are you? 327 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,065 - What, fuck face, you said Farleigh likes 'em young, 328 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,999 so this is what all those fags are wearin'! 329 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,235 - That's perfect (laughs)! 330 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:43,903 My God, it's just very convincing. 331 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,905 - Can it, homo, your pizza's gettin' cold. 332 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,774 - Your dream, I'll be right back. 333 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:48,641 - Yeah. 334 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,012 - Do you have a few singles for a tip? 335 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,247 - Yes, sure. 336 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:55,682 - He's so cute, he deserves a big one. 337 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,684 - Why, uh, I take it, I take it. 338 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,585 - [Dennis] Listen, you had it, you had it-- 339 00:16:58,618 --> 00:16:59,552 - No, no, lemme get-- 340 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:00,387 - He's cute. 341 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:03,256 (both chattering) 342 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,757 Whoa! (Farleigh slams to floor) 343 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,293 What the holy hell's going on here? 344 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,528 - Hey man, uh, who's this? 345 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,663 - This is my boyfriend, 346 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,065 just what is going on here? 347 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,401 - I'm sorry, I, I thought you were alone. 348 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,236 - You must be kidding, I leave you alone for a minute 349 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,470 to go and get change and you-- 350 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:18,638 - I thought you said you were gonna get changed 351 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:20,207 into something more comfortable. 352 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,474 - I'm quite comfortable as it is, 353 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,009 thank you very much. 354 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,745 - I, I'm sorry, I thought, we had a connection at the door. 355 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,447 Um, you're just, you're very-- 356 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,415 - [Dennis] Very what? 357 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,917 - You're very fuckable. 358 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:33,553 Look, please don't tell my boss about this! 359 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,854 - [Farleigh] Uh, wait, wait, wait! 360 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,223 Your tip. - Yeah. 361 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,594 (door rattling) 362 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,964 - Does that happen often? 363 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,534 - What can I say, I'm fuckable. 364 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,003 (rhythmic hip hop music) 365 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,077 (Farleigh chuckles) 366 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:01,181 (Farleigh groans) 367 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,649 - [Dennis] Jesus Christ! 368 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,318 - [Farleigh] (groans) My ankle, I think it's broken! 369 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,586 (Farleigh groans) 370 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:09,156 - Oh my God, are you OK? (Farleigh sighs) 371 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,791 - No, I am fucking not OK, what does it look like? 372 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:15,795 (panting) You are your stupid candles! 373 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,631 (groans) Take me to the hospital! 374 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,334 (Farleigh groaning over dramatic electronic music) 375 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:22,502 - I'm sorry. 376 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,870 - [Javi] Now, Farleigh, slow down. 377 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,004 I have something for ya. 378 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,173 - Oh, really? 379 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,106 - It's been in my family for generations. 380 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,642 It's not antique, it's vintage! 381 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,313 - First day at work! 382 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:37,684 Well, aren't you gonna wish me luck? 383 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,719 - Let's see how long it lasts. 384 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,422 (cane thunking) 385 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:47,260 Javi, have the impression that this cane looks from Kohl's. 386 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,728 - [Javi] No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! 387 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:51,931 (door rattles closed) 388 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,903 - I'm so sorry, we only hire PhDs and higher, 389 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,738 including me, as a doctor of philosophy-- 390 00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,907 - You know, I'm just bored, 391 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,176 and walking's kind of my gift. 392 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,346 - Absolutely, you're a legend around here (scoffs). 393 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,915 Wonderkid at 17, scores sugar daddy 394 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:10,883 at his first Fashion Week. 395 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:15,087 (bouncy rock music with pleasant vocals) 396 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,124 - I'm here to get my car, but I don't see it. 397 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,759 You know where it might be? 398 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,694 - [Man With Glasses] Is every OK with Farleigh? 399 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:25,565 - Sure, why would nothing be OK with Farleigh? 400 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:27,967 Wow! 401 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,439 Was I supposed to track that? 402 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:35,808 - It'd be nice if you knew where it was. 403 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,113 * What lies in store 404 00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:44,551 * Something that is lost 405 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,957 - If you need money, you know, 406 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:54,594 I heard the accounting department is looking for people. 407 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,329 - You know, we do have a program that Starbucks 408 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,698 does pay for your college tuition when you work with us, 409 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,100 so that's something you can find out on the website. 410 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,102 Do you have the card? 411 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,804 - Thank you. 412 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,674 (Dennis groaning) 413 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,380 (Dennis grunts) 414 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:19,386 (distant siren blaring) 415 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,788 (Dennis exhales heavily) 416 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,623 (customers chattering) 417 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,924 - Hey. 418 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,158 - Dude, what-- 419 00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:27,327 - I've been lookin' all over for you. 420 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,528 - Aren't you supposed to be 421 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,030 at a travel agency or something'? 422 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,265 - I need to borrow some money. 423 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,834 - [Javi] (sniffs) Are you stoned? 424 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,903 What about this job of yours? 425 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,438 - There is no job. 426 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,575 - You've been lyin' to Farleigh for the last three weeks? 427 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:43,876 Oh my God, Dennis. 428 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,111 - [Dennis] Please, it's just a loan. 429 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,646 - Does it look like I got any money? 430 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:47,680 - I'm up shit creek! 431 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:48,648 - [Javi] Then why don't you hock 432 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,383 some of that jewelry you got? 433 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,851 - But these were gifts. 434 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:55,121 (customers chattering) 435 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:56,956 - Gifts? 436 00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,326 Wow, true story, 437 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:05,231 Farleigh was designing a Standard Hotel on Sunset, 438 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,199 I was takin' a course to become a life coach. 439 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,635 The Vanity Fair party was comin' up 440 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,337 and you know that's everything to me. 441 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:13,440 And then all of a sudden, Farleigh 442 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,242 breaks up with me out of nowhere, 443 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:19,078 and by what, you ask? 444 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,682 A boy, do you know who that boy was, Dennis? 445 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:25,752 That boy was you, everything I thought I built with Farleigh 446 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,921 was taken away from me, just like that watch and that ring! 447 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,289 - [Dennis] These used to be yours? 448 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:33,292 - Oh, oh, and that $40,000 449 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,562 Tiffany love bracelet, the one that you leave 450 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,597 layin' around like fuckin' costume jewelry? 451 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,298 Yeah, that one, too. 452 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,334 - [Dennis] I had no idea-- 453 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:42,602 - Oh, eh-eh, all of a sudden, 454 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,404 I was bein' asked if I wanted to stay on 455 00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,005 as the in-house chef. 456 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:50,209 Yeah, well this time, that houseboy job is taken. 457 00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,646 - I was your replacement. 458 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,682 You never said anything. 459 00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,319 - 'Cause I got class, bitch. 460 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,923 - Do you think there's someone else? 461 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,892 Some little skater dude from Venice 462 00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:08,160 with second-grade highlight and low-riding shorts 463 00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:09,396 that lets his ass whisper, 464 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:12,432 "Come ride the innocence out of me?" 465 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:17,103 - Dennis, you never pay much attention to his work. 466 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:18,738 I think he's shootin' today, 467 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,507 why don't you go surprise him, wish him luck? 468 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,475 - I hate being around those cameras! 469 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,377 - Dennis, you peacock around all day anyway, 470 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:26,579 I don't understand, what's the problem? 471 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:29,849 (customers chattering) 472 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:32,819 - Wait, I need gas money. 473 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,954 - Really, Dennis, really? 474 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:40,059 (scoffs) God, you're, 475 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:43,430 here, go, go, bye, bye, bye. - Thank you. 476 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:46,966 (Javi sighs) 477 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:49,836 (traffic humming) 478 00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:57,810 - [Director] Action! 479 00:22:57,844 --> 00:22:59,846 - [Farleigh] And as we all know, it's been rumored 480 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:03,049 that she has had affairs with all of her husband's generals, 481 00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,051 quite a party girl. 482 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,253 - Look, Farleigh, this is a common perception 483 00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:08,421 of Pauline Bonaparte. 484 00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:09,922 What Pauline Bonaparte is trying to do, 485 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:12,058 she's just trying to say up yours to the French nobility. 486 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:13,526 She's not trying to act like a pute, 487 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,629 she's trying to be a revolutionary, you see? 488 00:23:16,663 --> 00:23:19,666 - Yes, I, I, um, I'm just impressed. 489 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:23,603 But well, that is when street-- 490 00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:24,737 - Meets chic. 491 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:25,605 - Oh my. 492 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:29,542 Dennis? 493 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,743 - [Dennis] For you. 494 00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:32,945 - Uh, well, what are you doing here? 495 00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:34,146 - [Dennis] I just wanted to wish you luck, 496 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,648 is that so unusual? 497 00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:37,784 - Um, no no no, um, c-can we take a break here, please? 498 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:38,818 Can we take? 499 00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:42,154 Oh, well, Dennis, uh, join us! 500 00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:45,625 I would like for you to meet Jasper. 501 00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:47,393 - [Dennis] The pool boy? 502 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,261 - Yes, uh, Jasper has been working 503 00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:51,564 in a pool-related capacity. 504 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:54,867 - What's he doing here? 505 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:56,135 - (clears throat) I made him 506 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:57,837 the lead designer of this project. 507 00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,138 - What? 508 00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:01,340 Is this restaurant underwater? 509 00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:03,676 - (chuckles) I love your sense of humor! 510 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,645 No, I am mentoring him. 511 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,783 - Mentor this, Mr. Chips. 512 00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:13,720 (glass shattering) 513 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:18,958 - Quite a party, what, what is the most impressive thing 514 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:20,927 that you would chose, 515 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,564 that would occur to you here at this sculpture? 516 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:28,000 - Um, well, this, this is a, 517 00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:32,505 uh, it's a naked woman and a, and a child. 518 00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:34,507 Eh. 519 00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:38,377 (dramatic electro rock music) 520 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,281 - [Dennis] I caught Farleigh with the pool boy. 521 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,216 - What, what pool boy? 522 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:46,152 - The little Latin shit who picks leaves out of our pool 523 00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:48,087 is Farleigh's new designer. 524 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:52,058 - The one you called the Colombian Keane painting? 525 00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:54,260 Oh, you caught them fucking? 526 00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:57,129 - No, not fucking, designing. 527 00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:59,131 - Well, that's probably all it is. 528 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,900 - He's on the show. 529 00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:03,135 - Ooh, yeah, that's not good. 530 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:05,171 - [Diedre] Darling, I need some help. 531 00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:07,206 - I'm in the foyer! 532 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:10,543 - And who, pray tell, is our visitor? 533 00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:13,145 - Uh, it's a buddy of mine from the gym. 534 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:17,116 - Hello, ma'am, I'm Dennis, it's a pleasure. 535 00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:20,753 I've read your column ever since I was a little boy. 536 00:25:20,787 --> 00:25:23,022 - You're much too kind. 537 00:25:23,055 --> 00:25:27,226 - Eh, Dennis got into a fight with his boyfriend. 538 00:25:28,394 --> 00:25:31,463 - (gasps) How could anyone possibly fight 539 00:25:31,497 --> 00:25:34,701 with a young man so handsome and divine? 540 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:38,304 Lonnie, darling, let's get this one a drink. 541 00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:39,438 Perhaps an Arnold Palmer, 542 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,674 they could be so refreshing in this heat. 543 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,409 - [Lonnie] Sure. 544 00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:46,345 - And Dennis, would you be so kind. 545 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,214 - Of course. 546 00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:52,451 - You know (sighs), men, especially the powerful ones 547 00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:56,589 with fragile egos, can be so difficult sometimes. 548 00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:00,526 Eh, Hilary, Clinton that is, once told me 549 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,395 after a beau and had a legendary spat, 550 00:26:03,429 --> 00:26:05,732 "You just need to get back in the saddle 551 00:26:05,765 --> 00:26:08,567 "and ride them to the finish line!" 552 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:11,070 - I'll remember that. (Diedre chuckles) 553 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:14,273 I'm very sorry to have stopped by unannounced. 554 00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:16,542 Clearly, you two are off to some kind of engagement. 555 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:20,379 - Oh, it's just some silly gala raising money for something. 556 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:23,182 I have won an award, I do believe. 557 00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:25,818 That's how they force ya to attend (laughs). 558 00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:30,022 Oh, Lonnie, darling, I am in dire need of a Kir. 559 00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:32,759 - I should go, I can talk to Lonnie later. 560 00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:34,861 - Oh, I wouldn't hear of such a thing! 561 00:26:34,894 --> 00:26:36,963 I do not allow wounded little birds 562 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:40,566 back into the wild to be devoured by the alley cats, 563 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,602 and certainly not one as adorable as you. 564 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:45,371 - Oh, I'll be fine. 565 00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:47,807 - You should join us at the gala. 566 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,010 - I couldn't impose, besides, I'm hardly dressed. 567 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:53,512 - That is easily fixed, you appear to be 568 00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:55,815 about my Lonnie's size. 569 00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:58,150 I'm sure we will find him something. 570 00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:01,921 Lonnie, darling, we have a third at the gala! 571 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:07,059 (crowd chattering over pleasant piano music) 572 00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:09,061 - [Morley] Did Diedre commit to posting this story? 573 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:13,299 - [Betsy] Nope, no such thing as free press, darling. 574 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:15,634 - [Morley] The money goes to a good cause. 575 00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:17,303 It's her boy toy that's insufferable. 576 00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:20,873 - [Betsy] (scoffs) They say he's Ivy League. 577 00:27:20,907 --> 00:27:24,376 - [Morley] Ocean League is more like it (chuckles). 578 00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:26,713 - Diedre says his cock is huge, oh, 579 00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:28,748 and that other boy, Ethan-- (Morley gasping) 580 00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:31,851 - Did sitting wars at the charity table become fashionable? 581 00:27:31,884 --> 00:27:35,121 - (laughs) Paying for sex, I applaud. 582 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:39,325 Paying for love, tragic (chuckles)! 583 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:41,728 - Excuse me, 584 00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:46,198 like you think you're so important 585 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:50,402 because you're ran Fox for three months in the 1990s. 586 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,672 Who cares, who fucking cares? 587 00:27:55,641 --> 00:27:58,878 I know this guy, and you're full of shit. 588 00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:00,279 - Let's get outta here. 589 00:28:00,312 --> 00:28:01,113 - What about Diedre? 590 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:02,749 - [Lonnie] Let's go! 591 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:08,020 I just can't do this anymore, like I really do love Diedre! 592 00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:09,288 - [Dennis] I know that. 593 00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:10,757 - I'd give anything to have an Arnold Palmer 594 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:14,326 and my Kindle in the Adirondack chair in the backyard. 595 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:18,530 - [Dennis] Hold off on the funeral rites, we still got it. 596 00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:21,267 - [Lonnie] Do we, wanna cut out? 597 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,004 - [Dennis] I don't wanna go home. 598 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:28,374 - [Lonnie] Me either, I've got Diedre's Amex in my pocket. 599 00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:29,909 I think we should go all out and get a suite. 600 00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:32,678 - [Dennis] Ooh, money bags! 601 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:35,347 - How the fuck am I supposed to run this household 602 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:38,951 if he's runnin' off with my staff and not tellin' me! 603 00:28:38,985 --> 00:28:40,386 (Javi grunts) 604 00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:42,621 - Isn't it the issue that he isn't telling me? 605 00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:46,658 - No, no no no, don't you dare feel defeated! 606 00:28:46,692 --> 00:28:48,961 And don't you dare give up. 607 00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:52,664 Farleigh is your man, you fight for him! 608 00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:53,800 - You didn't. 609 00:28:55,134 --> 00:28:57,636 - Yeah, well, I didn't love him, did I? 610 00:28:57,669 --> 00:28:59,005 Not like you do. 611 00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:03,742 (Javi grunts) 612 00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:07,914 He loves you, you have history. 613 00:29:11,283 --> 00:29:12,118 - He does? 614 00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:15,788 - He left you a note. 615 00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:23,896 (water bubbling from faucet) 616 00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:31,938 (paper rustling) 617 00:29:31,971 --> 00:29:34,273 - Why are you helping me? 618 00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:36,475 - Because we have history. 619 00:29:39,545 --> 00:29:42,381 Go take a nap, you look like shit! 620 00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:44,483 - [Maitre D] Good evening, darling. 621 00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:45,584 - Good evening, how are you? 622 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:46,385 - [Maitre D] Specialty, always on us. 623 00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:47,653 - Thank you, sir. 624 00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:48,888 - [Maitre D] I think you'll care to love. 625 00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:50,990 - Well, I should be seeing as I do. 626 00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:52,324 Good evening, how are you? 627 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,225 - [Man With Glasses] Good. - How are you? 628 00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:54,726 - Excuse me, thank you. 629 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,764 (patrons chattering over rhythmic blues music) 630 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,099 - [Farleigh] You know, and do you see? 631 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:01,333 - It's classy. 632 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:02,201 - And do you see the reflection of the moon 633 00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:03,903 on, on, on the roof? 634 00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:08,407 (Jasper snickers) 635 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,343 Dennis, you remember Jasper? 636 00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:12,879 - Yes, of course. 637 00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:13,745 - Come. 638 00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:18,517 - Yes, of course. 639 00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:23,990 - So, it's time for you boys to get to know each other. 640 00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:26,258 Jasper is the one who is going to be the breakout star 641 00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:28,560 of Hard Nock Design and you, 642 00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:32,298 you are and you always will be, my muse, 643 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:36,102 so it is imperative to me that you get along. 644 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:38,370 - Dennis, I hope you don't mind, 645 00:30:38,404 --> 00:30:40,106 we, uh, we already ordered the wine. 646 00:30:40,139 --> 00:30:42,641 I hate red and they have, what, two bottles of French? 647 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:43,809 Farleigh, here, can't live 648 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:46,378 without the Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc. 649 00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:47,579 - Yes, I know. 650 00:30:50,016 --> 00:30:53,319 - What's your, uh, what's your story, Dennis? 651 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:56,655 - I went to college and never finished, how about you? 652 00:30:56,688 --> 00:31:00,192 - I tried to convince him to continue it and finish, but-- 653 00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:02,094 - The point of going to Santa Monica City is, what, 654 00:31:02,128 --> 00:31:04,096 to be an assistant accountant? 655 00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:07,166 Can't do anything important there. 656 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,701 - Where does one do something important, Dennis? 657 00:31:09,735 --> 00:31:10,970 - I don't know. 658 00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:15,507 One of the Ivys, Brown maybe. 659 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:16,642 - No, I think we're going to go 660 00:31:16,675 --> 00:31:18,577 with the Sonoma Sauvignon Blanc, please? 661 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:20,446 - Good choice. - Thank you. 662 00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:23,015 - You seem very precocious for a barrio boy. 663 00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:26,218 - Dennis, that was both racist and class-elitist. 664 00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:28,054 - No, it's OK, I don't mind. 665 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:31,423 It's, uh, I'm very proud of my background. 666 00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:33,993 It may not be what you value, but it's real. 667 00:31:34,026 --> 00:31:35,427 That's enough for me. 668 00:31:35,461 --> 00:31:37,063 - (snickers) Oh, you're so generous. 669 00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:38,797 - So tell me again, how did, um, 670 00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:41,600 Jasper show you his authenticity? 671 00:31:43,769 --> 00:31:46,538 - Well, it was actually at the pool. 672 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:50,309 - Ah, your favorite spot to display your talent. 673 00:31:50,342 --> 00:31:51,810 - Well, Farleigh, here, was having a little trouble 674 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:53,445 with the entrance and, uh-- 675 00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:55,514 - That's never been your problem with me! 676 00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:58,250 - The entrance of the restaurant, come on! 677 00:31:58,284 --> 00:31:59,785 (Jasper laughing) 678 00:31:59,818 --> 00:32:01,287 The stone, the stone wall, 679 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,189 the facade was just too oppressive! 680 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:05,124 - It's true, yeah, he through a pencil into the pool. 681 00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:06,625 I've never seen him so riled up. 682 00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:09,461 - (chuckles) And he fished it out and started to sketch, 683 00:32:09,495 --> 00:32:12,731 and he, he brought that, that, 684 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:16,935 that creativity that he changed the, the rhythm of the stone 685 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:20,072 that made it weightless, and that was the moment. 686 00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:23,242 That was the moment when I realized it would be a crime 687 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:26,678 not to take the boy out of the hood and into my show. 688 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:29,581 - So where did you develop this talent, Jasper? 689 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:32,518 Your parents still live in East LA? 690 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:35,921 - Uh, no, I never, never met my parents, actually. 691 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,756 They died when I was very young, so. 692 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,958 - I'm sorry for your loss. 693 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:44,296 - It's OK, it happens, eh? 694 00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:48,734 - You always tell me that I inspire you, 695 00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:52,671 but I know that I could never be your creative partner. 696 00:32:52,704 --> 00:32:55,641 It's, pff, I can't create anything. 697 00:32:57,843 --> 00:33:00,012 You're talented and smart. 698 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:05,917 If it helps Farleigh and the show then I support it, 699 00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:08,387 no matter the cost. 700 00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:13,625 - Sometimes I realize why I love you, Dennis. 701 00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:17,096 - That's sweet (laughs). 702 00:33:19,465 --> 00:33:21,633 Who's ready to order, huh? 703 00:33:23,035 --> 00:33:24,870 - [Farleigh] So, did you like the food? 704 00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:26,605 - [Jasper] Si, it's fantastic. 705 00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:27,973 - Yes, it was excellent. 706 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,442 Oh, there he is, all right. 707 00:33:30,476 --> 00:33:33,145 (engine idling) 708 00:33:39,985 --> 00:33:41,953 I'll give Jasper a lift. 709 00:33:41,987 --> 00:33:43,489 Jasper, you drive? 710 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,225 - [Jasper] Nice seeing you, Dennis. 711 00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:48,494 Hope to see you again soon sometime, eh? 712 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:51,697 - No worries, I'll be right back home. 713 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:57,536 (engine rumbles away) 714 00:33:59,004 --> 00:34:02,374 (moody indie rock music) 715 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:13,018 (yearning electronic tones) 716 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:17,456 (birds chirping) 717 00:34:21,093 --> 00:34:24,430 (cane tapping on floor) 718 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:29,067 - [Dennis] Got Jasper home safe? 719 00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:31,703 - [Farleigh] I did. 720 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,141 - It's six a.m. 721 00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:39,911 Are you sleeping with him? 722 00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,118 Do you love me? 723 00:34:46,152 --> 00:34:48,920 (birds chirping) 724 00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:51,723 - Dennis, um-- 725 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:52,824 - I love you. 726 00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:58,630 (birds chirping and whistling) 727 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:18,184 (uneasy whooshing tones) 728 00:35:27,393 --> 00:35:30,729 (expressive rock music) 729 00:35:46,111 --> 00:35:47,513 - [Lonnie] Somebody got married! 730 00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:50,416 - Get the fuck outta here, how did that happen? 731 00:35:50,449 --> 00:35:51,650 - Well, I didn't come home, 732 00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:53,485 and yesterday morning when I stumbled in, 733 00:35:53,519 --> 00:35:54,886 Diedre was out of her mind with worry. 734 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,388 She thought I left her after her friends 735 00:35:56,422 --> 00:35:58,424 treated me like shit, anyhow, 736 00:35:58,457 --> 00:36:00,592 she was so relieved that I got back that she, uh, 737 00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:01,960 immediately proposed marriage, 738 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,795 and, yeah, we did it at the Caesars. 739 00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:05,664 - All right, man, congratulations! 740 00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:06,498 - Thanks. 741 00:36:06,532 --> 00:36:08,234 - You need a houseboy? 742 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:09,768 - [Lonnie] What are you talkin' about? 743 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,703 - My days are numbered. 744 00:36:11,737 --> 00:36:15,274 Farleigh's fucking the pool boy, a.k.a. the lead designer 745 00:36:15,307 --> 00:36:17,309 on the new cycle of his TV show. 746 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:19,345 - Honey, we have to get Farleigh out of the house, 747 00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:21,747 you can work him a lot better without that pool slut around. 748 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:22,914 - That's not a bad idea. 749 00:36:22,948 --> 00:36:24,149 - They are shutting down next week 750 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,517 while they wait on building inspectors. 751 00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:26,785 - Perfect, give him a gift. 752 00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:28,019 - A romantic getaway. 753 00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:29,555 - You'll have to leave that pool slut in charge 754 00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:30,556 for a little while, you don't need much time with Farleigh. 755 00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:31,790 You got this! 756 00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:33,191 - I think I'm losing. 757 00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:35,861 - Dennis, you're one hot piece of ass, 758 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:37,128 and you're charming as all get out. 759 00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:38,330 - Damn straight! 760 00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:40,332 - Farleigh loves you, seduce him again. 761 00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:41,833 - There's just one problem. 762 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:45,471 - Aw, baby, those crow's feet are barely even noticeable! 763 00:36:45,504 --> 00:36:47,273 - That's not what I'm talking about, bitch, 764 00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:49,341 my problem is I'm broke. 765 00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:51,343 I don't have any money to be able 766 00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:52,644 to book a romantic getaway. 767 00:36:52,678 --> 00:36:55,414 - OK, well, we got ya covered. 768 00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:57,115 - Farleigh knows I don't have any money. 769 00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:58,950 - How 'bout that travel agency ruse you pulled? 770 00:36:58,984 --> 00:37:00,952 Just tell him you gotta go look at a property. 771 00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:01,887 - Where? 772 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:02,888 - [Paulette] Yeah, where? 773 00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:05,657 - My wife and I, we have a place. 774 00:37:07,526 --> 00:37:10,629 (chuckles) It's gonna be all right, darling. 775 00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:14,833 (plane engines roaring over pleasant Latin guitar) 776 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:23,241 (pleasant Latin guitar over cars honking) 777 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:33,485 - Excellent, already medium rare. 778 00:37:36,822 --> 00:37:38,056 - I need a boat. 779 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:38,857 (boatman speaking foreign language) 780 00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:40,125 Uh, yes, now, please. 781 00:37:40,158 --> 00:37:44,296 (boatman speaking foreign language) 782 00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:46,898 - [Javi] That's like two hours! 783 00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:48,667 - Javi, I have this, thank you. 784 00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:51,303 - I told you to let me handle the arrangements! 785 00:37:51,337 --> 00:37:55,507 (boatman speaking foreign language) 786 00:37:59,177 --> 00:38:01,146 (women chattering) 787 00:38:01,179 --> 00:38:02,414 - I'm going in. 788 00:38:04,082 --> 00:38:07,185 Whoa, whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa, I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha. 789 00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:09,455 Looks like you two ladies could use a hand. 790 00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:12,591 - Why, yes, I think we could. (Heather chuckles) 791 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:14,660 - Baggage, huh, who needs it? 792 00:38:14,693 --> 00:38:16,695 - So, are you coming or going? 793 00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:17,629 - Uh, coming. 794 00:38:17,663 --> 00:38:20,732 - Oh, good, us, too (giggles)! 795 00:38:20,766 --> 00:38:22,601 - I hear you got the last boat. 796 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:24,970 - Yeah, you looking for a ride? 797 00:38:25,003 --> 00:38:28,206 (Heather laughs) 798 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:32,043 So I work in social media and Wall Street Journal, 799 00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:33,512 and I got it basically-- 800 00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:35,581 - [Heather] Amazing, so I have to talk 801 00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:37,048 about it a little bit. 802 00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:38,884 - [Brittny] And then drunk shopping is basically 803 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:39,918 number one destination. 804 00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:41,653 - [Heather] Oh my God, totally! 805 00:38:41,687 --> 00:38:44,055 - [Brittny] I set out an entirely separate budget 806 00:38:44,089 --> 00:38:46,592 and set up a different bank account just for this trip. 807 00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:48,126 - [Farleigh] Thank you, ladies, for the ride. 808 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,561 - [Brittny] Girl, blow the fuck off! 809 00:38:49,595 --> 00:38:50,796 - [Heather] I am! 810 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:51,697 - [Farleigh] Thank you, thank you. 811 00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:53,365 - [Dennis] Hey, come on. 812 00:38:53,399 --> 00:38:55,000 (women laughing) 813 00:38:55,033 --> 00:38:56,902 You have it, your bags? - I'm good. 814 00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:58,103 - I have a twisted ankle, I'm not dead. 815 00:38:58,136 --> 00:38:59,505 - [Dennis] Keep that still, please. 816 00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:02,040 Gentlemen, can we have someone help this guy, please? 817 00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:02,841 You OK? 818 00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:05,877 One more. 819 00:39:05,911 --> 00:39:08,146 - [Javi] Let's get this bag off the boat. 820 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:10,582 - [Dennis] Thank you. 821 00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:14,786 - [Javi] Tell me we're gonna have more service here! 822 00:39:17,122 --> 00:39:21,292 (relaxed and pleasant rock music) 823 00:39:26,665 --> 00:39:27,899 (door rattling) 824 00:39:27,933 --> 00:39:30,335 - Can't be less worse, this better be Xanadu. 825 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:33,271 (Farleigh panting) 826 00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:41,747 Oh my Lord, is this the house of that shrew Diedre Diamond? 827 00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:45,216 - I don't know, she must've rented 828 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:47,919 this place out through my agency. 829 00:39:47,953 --> 00:39:51,122 - If it was, I don't know what to say. 830 00:39:52,691 --> 00:39:56,862 A weekend spent in this debris of a storied career! 831 00:39:58,464 --> 00:40:02,200 This is camp heaven, will you look at this? 832 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:06,337 Diedre Diamond with the stars of yesteryear, there's, uh-- 833 00:40:06,371 --> 00:40:08,306 - Looks like you're happy I stole him away from LA. 834 00:40:08,339 --> 00:40:12,511 - Jack Lemmon (laughs), Tony Danza, Tony Dana. 835 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:15,747 Oh, Bill Clinton, yeah, of course! 836 00:40:15,781 --> 00:40:17,683 - Should we find the liquor and go step outside? 837 00:40:17,716 --> 00:40:19,117 - I could look at these forever! 838 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:21,052 - You know I hear the beach is clothing optional. 839 00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:24,189 (rhythmic RandB music) 840 00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:30,862 * Say you love me 841 00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:35,033 * To my face 842 00:40:36,401 --> 00:40:39,304 * No need to mourn 843 00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:42,941 * While in your embrace 844 00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:44,442 - And this is like, this is-- 845 00:40:44,476 --> 00:40:47,746 * Just say you want me 846 00:40:48,847 --> 00:40:52,017 * That's all it takes 847 00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:56,054 * Hearts gettin' torn 848 00:40:57,055 --> 00:41:00,125 * From your mistakes 849 00:41:01,359 --> 00:41:05,096 * 'Cause I don't wanna fall in love * 850 00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:09,267 * If you don't wanna try 851 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:13,471 * But all that I've been thinkin' of * 852 00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:17,676 * Is maybe that you're mine 853 00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:19,845 * Babe, it looks as though 854 00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:23,615 * We're running out of words 855 00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:28,787 * To say 856 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:32,390 * And love's floatin' away 857 00:41:34,359 --> 00:41:37,629 * Just say you love me 858 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:41,232 * Just for today 859 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:46,504 * And don't give me time 860 00:41:46,538 --> 00:41:50,709 * 'Cause that's not the same 861 00:41:51,476 --> 00:41:52,778 (can rattling on floor) 862 00:41:52,811 --> 00:41:55,781 (Farleigh muttering) 863 00:41:55,814 --> 00:41:57,348 - I understand, but whose idea 864 00:41:57,382 --> 00:42:00,719 was that freestanding oyster soleil bar? 865 00:42:00,752 --> 00:42:02,721 And where is Jasper now, 866 00:42:02,754 --> 00:42:04,389 then go find that little fuck! 867 00:42:04,422 --> 00:42:06,457 (phone beeps) 868 00:42:06,491 --> 00:42:09,060 - Something the matter? 869 00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:13,064 - Yes, something's the matter (scoffs)! 870 00:42:13,098 --> 00:42:15,901 Gordon told Jasper that he wanted that oyster soleil, 871 00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:17,603 fucking Jasper thought it was a brilliant idea 872 00:42:17,636 --> 00:42:20,371 to change all plans and install a freestanding bar, 873 00:42:20,405 --> 00:42:21,439 which, of course, had to fail 874 00:42:21,472 --> 00:42:23,775 the final inspection of the ADA! 875 00:42:23,809 --> 00:42:25,443 - ADA? 876 00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:27,278 - Americans with Disabilities Act, 877 00:42:27,312 --> 00:42:29,180 'cause in this country, even if you are crippled, 878 00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:31,883 it is your God-given right to sit 879 00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:34,052 at the oyster bar. 880 00:42:34,085 --> 00:42:36,354 (Farleigh grunts) 881 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:37,923 Fuckin' Jasper! 882 00:42:37,956 --> 00:42:42,127 - Well, what does this have to do with Jasper? 883 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:44,963 - Gordon Ramsey's gonna have a fit when he's been told 884 00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:47,065 that his celebrity opening has been postponed, 885 00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:50,235 and we don't have anyone to tell him on camera! 886 00:42:50,268 --> 00:42:53,371 I'm here and fuckin' Jasper has gone missing, vanished! 887 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,340 God knows where! 888 00:42:55,373 --> 00:42:58,644 Christ, I should have never allowed him 889 00:42:59,544 --> 00:43:02,113 to take so much responsibility! 890 00:43:02,981 --> 00:43:06,652 (breathing heavily) Dennis, 891 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,989 this season has to be the best. 892 00:43:11,957 --> 00:43:12,791 If not, 893 00:43:16,895 --> 00:43:21,066 (sighs) the show is what runs my business, you understand? 894 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:25,937 Even if I make it back in time, I, I, I, 895 00:43:25,971 --> 00:43:27,939 I don't know if I can reassemble the crew. 896 00:43:27,973 --> 00:43:31,509 - Can you call a friend to go on camera? 897 00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:32,744 Nate Berkus? 898 00:43:32,778 --> 00:43:34,813 - That ugly queen? 899 00:43:34,846 --> 00:43:36,715 Over my dead body! 900 00:43:36,748 --> 00:43:40,318 Javi, get me back on the next flight to America, wherever! 901 00:43:40,351 --> 00:43:41,486 - But what about our trip? 902 00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:43,188 - Do, uh, excuse me? 903 00:43:43,221 --> 00:43:45,556 Haven't you heard, you are not the Queen of England, 904 00:43:45,590 --> 00:43:47,425 and unless you have a private jet, 905 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,695 the next available flight is the day after tomorrow. 906 00:43:49,728 --> 00:43:52,130 Now, you need some sunscreen. 907 00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:58,169 (rhythmic Latin jazz music) 908 00:44:00,839 --> 00:44:03,208 - [Farleigh] OK, OK, what's the update? 909 00:44:03,241 --> 00:44:04,475 - [Man On Phone] So we weren't able 910 00:44:04,509 --> 00:44:06,111 to get Gordon with the camera team-- 911 00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:07,713 - No, the camera team is not enough. 912 00:44:07,746 --> 00:44:10,248 If Gordon Ramsey, if Gordon Ramsey yells 913 00:44:10,281 --> 00:44:12,784 and there's no one there to be humiliated, 914 00:44:12,818 --> 00:44:15,086 how can this be reality TV? 915 00:44:16,554 --> 00:44:18,389 No, I'm, I'm in the middle of a swamp! 916 00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:19,725 - [Boatman] You like my boat, huh? 917 00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:22,093 - I've been eaten by snakes! 918 00:44:23,128 --> 00:44:23,929 (phone beeping) 919 00:44:23,962 --> 00:44:28,033 (sighs) Very nice here. 920 00:44:28,066 --> 00:44:30,936 - Dennis, oh my fucking God! 921 00:44:30,969 --> 00:44:32,170 (Heather chuckles) 922 00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:33,404 - Hello, ladies! 923 00:44:33,438 --> 00:44:35,506 - You guys have to join us, we just got here. 924 00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:36,975 - Brit, they're busy! 925 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:39,277 Their dad's not gonna wanna take shots with us! 926 00:44:39,310 --> 00:44:41,312 (Farleigh slaps table) 927 00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:42,180 - Rubbish! 928 00:44:43,915 --> 00:44:45,316 Look, Brittny, maybe you're right. 929 00:44:45,350 --> 00:44:49,520 (clears throat) I lately turned into a killjoy. 930 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,691 So, what do you say, let the adventures start 931 00:44:53,725 --> 00:44:55,026 and order some margaritas! 932 00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:55,861 (Heather laughs) 933 00:44:55,894 --> 00:44:57,763 - Yes, oh my God! 934 00:44:57,796 --> 00:45:00,231 - I know we gonna have some talk up there! 935 00:45:00,265 --> 00:45:04,369 (all chattering over pleasant Latin guitar) 936 00:45:05,804 --> 00:45:07,705 - [Brittny] OK, so he's here visiting family. 937 00:45:07,739 --> 00:45:09,507 - No, girl, he's here for work. 938 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:12,410 - OK, yeah, we meet him at the ATM. 939 00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:14,746 - [Heather] Oh my God, he's so hot! 940 00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:16,447 - Uh-huh, oh my God! 941 00:45:17,648 --> 00:45:18,917 He's here, he said he might join us! 942 00:45:18,950 --> 00:45:20,451 - (scoffs) Yes! 943 00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:22,788 I think he might be from, like, Europe or something. 944 00:45:22,821 --> 00:45:24,122 - Oh, now I'm even more intrigued! 945 00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:25,891 I love playing gay European. 946 00:45:25,924 --> 00:45:27,392 - [Farleigh] I'd love to see him, too. 947 00:45:27,425 --> 00:45:29,828 - He's not European, he's like a Colombia person. 948 00:45:29,861 --> 00:45:31,997 - Well it doesn't, ooh! - Oh! 949 00:45:32,030 --> 00:45:35,533 - Well, Dennis, here's our Colombiano now! 950 00:45:38,703 --> 00:45:39,537 - Jasper? 951 00:45:41,807 --> 00:45:42,640 - What, 952 00:45:43,641 --> 00:45:44,542 wait! 953 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:46,011 - I'll handle this, excuse me. 954 00:45:46,044 --> 00:45:47,212 - You know him? 955 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:49,280 - This is so twisted, did he follow us? 956 00:45:49,314 --> 00:45:50,715 - Will you explain what's going on? 957 00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:53,084 - That pool boy is a homewrecker. 958 00:45:53,118 --> 00:45:56,187 - (scoffs) I told you he was a mo. 959 00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:58,857 Wait, and what are you doing cheating on Dennis? 960 00:45:58,890 --> 00:46:01,759 - I'm not, that's Dennis' boyfriend. 961 00:46:01,793 --> 00:46:03,294 - Your dad? 962 00:46:03,328 --> 00:46:05,763 - Oh my God, should we leave? 963 00:46:07,165 --> 00:46:08,934 No, no no, you can't. 964 00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:12,938 Brit, phones down. 965 00:46:14,305 --> 00:46:16,341 OK, here's the deal. 966 00:46:16,374 --> 00:46:20,545 We all love chasing men who don't want us, right? 967 00:46:21,847 --> 00:46:25,416 I mean, it makes the indifference that much sexier. 968 00:46:26,351 --> 00:46:27,252 Listen, you have to give Farleigh 969 00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:29,354 a chance to come chase you! 970 00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:32,757 I mean, you have to trust that he's gonna come back. 971 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:36,027 (relaxed Latin guitar) 972 00:46:43,869 --> 00:46:48,039 (quietly tense and uneasy ambient music) 973 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:03,488 - Come on, let's go in. 974 00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:10,728 (cane crunching into sand) 975 00:47:10,761 --> 00:47:12,630 - So are you planning on telling me what's going on? 976 00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:15,000 - Ah, it all seems rather complicated. 977 00:47:15,033 --> 00:47:16,001 - No doubt. 978 00:47:16,034 --> 00:47:18,269 - He said he freaked out. 979 00:47:18,303 --> 00:47:19,537 - About what? 980 00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:22,340 - The job, the show, what it would mean, 981 00:47:22,373 --> 00:47:25,076 and when he screwed up that oyster bar inspection, 982 00:47:25,110 --> 00:47:26,912 it seems to have hit him all at once. 983 00:47:26,945 --> 00:47:28,379 - So he followed us down here? 984 00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:31,649 - No, his uncle lives right outside of Cartagena. 985 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:32,517 - What? 986 00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:37,022 - His uncle, uh, wanted to see him, 987 00:47:37,055 --> 00:47:39,891 and with the pretext of a long-overdue visit, 988 00:47:39,925 --> 00:47:42,961 he's got an airline ticket from him. 989 00:47:42,994 --> 00:47:47,165 - Bullshit, that's about as real as your reality TV show. 990 00:47:50,501 --> 00:47:53,571 - Dennis, Javi got us tickets to the next available flight. 991 00:47:53,604 --> 00:47:57,275 We'll be back in Los Angeles day after tomorrow. 992 00:47:57,308 --> 00:47:59,077 Set my chair up here. 993 00:48:00,578 --> 00:48:03,181 (objects thunk to the ground) 994 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,916 - I'm not your manservant. 995 00:48:04,950 --> 00:48:07,685 (Farleigh sighs) 996 00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:10,655 For fuck's sake! 997 00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:14,725 (chair slams into sand) 998 00:48:14,759 --> 00:48:15,593 There. 999 00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:21,132 (uneasy acoustic guitar over ambient electronic music) 1000 00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:48,259 (water splashing) 1001 00:48:59,637 --> 00:49:03,741 (uneasy acoustic guitar over ambient electronic music) 1002 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:12,483 - [Jasper] Can I have a smoke? 1003 00:49:12,517 --> 00:49:13,751 - Get your own. 1004 00:49:15,386 --> 00:49:19,557 - Come on, Dennis, we can make this work, can't we? 1005 00:49:20,425 --> 00:49:22,827 - I'd like to meet your uncle. 1006 00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:26,264 I have some questions I'd like to ask him about you. 1007 00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:28,466 - Don't, don't worry about my uncle, please. 1008 00:49:28,499 --> 00:49:31,736 (Dennis chuckles) 1009 00:49:31,769 --> 00:49:35,140 - (sighs) You're hiding something. 1010 00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:38,176 (crickets chirping) 1011 00:49:41,246 --> 00:49:42,680 - Dennis, I'm not hiding anything, 1012 00:49:42,713 --> 00:49:44,682 I just have to make things right with Farleigh, you know? 1013 00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:45,983 - Mm, I'll say! 1014 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:52,157 I've never seen him so worked up (scoffs)! 1015 00:49:53,358 --> 00:49:56,761 You're good for him, much better than me. 1016 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:02,100 Did you check on him when he got back? 1017 00:50:02,133 --> 00:50:03,468 - You've been drinking, Dennis. 1018 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:06,003 - Answer the fucking question! 1019 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:10,675 - No, no, I didn't check on him. 1020 00:50:11,909 --> 00:50:14,912 - He depends on you, and when you leave him 1021 00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:17,782 to fester like that, it torches-- 1022 00:50:17,815 --> 00:50:18,983 - What? 1023 00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:22,253 - If you hurt Farleigh in any way at all, 1024 00:50:22,287 --> 00:50:23,621 I will kill you. 1025 00:50:29,327 --> 00:50:31,162 - [Jasper] Good night, Dennis (grunts). 1026 00:50:31,196 --> 00:50:34,599 (water splashing) 1027 00:50:34,632 --> 00:50:37,402 (Jasper gasping) 1028 00:50:41,206 --> 00:50:45,376 (slightly uneasy electronic music) 1029 00:50:58,055 --> 00:51:00,725 (door rattling) 1030 00:51:03,828 --> 00:51:07,698 - I thought we might all go see Jasper's uncle today. 1031 00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:10,067 (clears throat) It's beautiful out, 1032 00:51:10,101 --> 00:51:13,204 good day for a visit, don'tcha think? 1033 00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:18,543 - What do you think you are doing, Dennis? 1034 00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:19,410 - Me? 1035 00:51:20,978 --> 00:51:22,413 - He's taken ill. 1036 00:51:23,814 --> 00:51:25,015 - Really. 1037 00:51:25,049 --> 00:51:27,752 - Yes, pushing him in the pool, excuse me! 1038 00:51:27,785 --> 00:51:30,288 (Jasper sighs) 1039 00:51:30,321 --> 00:51:32,056 Oh, look who woke up! 1040 00:51:35,092 --> 00:51:36,827 How do you feel, my boy? 1041 00:51:36,861 --> 00:51:39,597 - (groans) I didn't mean, 1042 00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:42,066 (groans) didn't mean to get so sick. 1043 00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:44,169 I'm sorry if I ruined your day. 1044 00:51:44,202 --> 00:51:46,036 - [Farleigh] It's not your fault. 1045 00:51:46,070 --> 00:51:48,573 We need to play it very easy and slow, 1046 00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:49,840 so we have you back on set 1047 00:51:49,874 --> 00:51:51,976 as a normal, functioning human being. 1048 00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:53,378 - [Jasper] Yes, thank you. 1049 00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:54,745 - [Farleigh] Yes. 1050 00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:55,613 - Wow! 1051 00:51:56,914 --> 00:51:59,484 (Jasper sighs) 1052 00:52:03,388 --> 00:52:05,923 Well, someone ought to enjoy the day. 1053 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:09,527 (rhythmic acoustic guitar) 1054 00:52:20,605 --> 00:52:24,775 (Dennis speaking foreign language) 1055 00:52:31,316 --> 00:52:33,884 (Dennis sighs) 1056 00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:41,592 (Dennis speaking foreign language) 1057 00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:42,560 - Allow me. 1058 00:52:45,129 --> 00:52:48,399 My name is Peter, care for a cigarette? 1059 00:52:50,935 --> 00:52:51,936 - Gracias. 1060 00:52:51,969 --> 00:52:55,506 (lighter flicking) 1061 00:52:55,540 --> 00:52:58,209 (Dennis grunts) 1062 00:52:59,444 --> 00:53:01,746 How did you know this is just what I needed? 1063 00:53:01,779 --> 00:53:03,481 - I've spent enough time in Tangiers to know 1064 00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:06,617 the look of a man who needs tobacco. 1065 00:53:06,651 --> 00:53:09,354 (Dennis laughs) 1066 00:53:09,387 --> 00:53:11,188 - [Dennis] You spent time in Tangiers? 1067 00:53:11,222 --> 00:53:13,090 - That's one of those places, you know? 1068 00:53:13,123 --> 00:53:14,292 Hard to avoid. 1069 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:17,528 - Do you live around here? 1070 00:53:17,562 --> 00:53:21,732 - Here, (clicks tongue) I am just visiting. 1071 00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:26,136 - I'm Dennis. 1072 00:53:28,105 --> 00:53:30,040 - The pleasure is mine. 1073 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:32,710 Do you have a lover? 1074 00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:36,013 - I'm not sure anymore. 1075 00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:39,484 - How's it that you aren't sure you have a lover? 1076 00:53:39,517 --> 00:53:41,952 One tends to have one or not. 1077 00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:46,757 - Affairs of the heart. 1078 00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:49,727 - This person is, no doubt, a fool. 1079 00:53:52,096 --> 00:53:53,998 - I think I'm the fool. 1080 00:53:57,468 --> 00:53:58,803 - Life is cruel. 1081 00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:01,739 - [Dennis] Hmm. 1082 00:54:01,772 --> 00:54:05,610 - Hey, would you like to see where I'm staying? 1083 00:54:07,044 --> 00:54:07,878 - I would. 1084 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:14,184 - [Peter] It's a delight to play host. 1085 00:54:14,218 --> 00:54:16,153 - So, is this your place? 1086 00:54:16,186 --> 00:54:17,788 - [Peter] In a way. 1087 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:21,992 - Why are you so vague? 1088 00:54:22,026 --> 00:54:24,395 - [Peter] You're a charming guy, 1089 00:54:24,429 --> 00:54:26,397 but I want to present myself carefully. 1090 00:54:26,431 --> 00:54:28,833 I would find it gross to flaunt wealth 1091 00:54:28,866 --> 00:54:30,901 or possessions in front of you. 1092 00:54:30,935 --> 00:54:34,104 - I'm from Los Angeles where that's a ritual mating call. 1093 00:54:34,138 --> 00:54:37,475 - Wealth is so unimportant in the long run. 1094 00:54:37,508 --> 00:54:39,544 That's why I don't want to play that game. 1095 00:54:39,577 --> 00:54:42,246 - Only rich people say that. 1096 00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:46,451 - (scoffs) Yeah, but maybe they know it to be true. 1097 00:54:47,585 --> 00:54:50,721 - And what, pray tell, is more important? 1098 00:54:51,322 --> 00:54:52,323 - Beauty, 1099 00:54:53,524 --> 00:54:56,327 perhaps, if there is such a thing, love. 1100 00:54:56,361 --> 00:54:57,962 - You don't believe in love? 1101 00:54:57,995 --> 00:55:00,831 - I think it's a bit like God. 1102 00:55:00,865 --> 00:55:02,867 You'll never really know he's real until you know. 1103 00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:05,069 - And how do you know? 1104 00:55:05,102 --> 00:55:06,337 - You meet him. 1105 00:55:10,007 --> 00:55:12,843 (water splashing) 1106 00:55:14,979 --> 00:55:17,648 (Dennis coughs) 1107 00:55:18,783 --> 00:55:21,852 (tableware clanking) 1108 00:55:24,955 --> 00:55:28,292 (Dennis sighs) 1109 00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:32,497 I'd like you to stay, and not just for the night. 1110 00:55:33,598 --> 00:55:35,400 The one who is waiting, does he love you? 1111 00:55:35,433 --> 00:55:38,168 (birds chirping) 1112 00:55:39,737 --> 00:55:41,672 - I don't know anymore. 1113 00:55:44,775 --> 00:55:46,377 - I could love you. 1114 00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:49,814 Stay with me. 1115 00:55:51,281 --> 00:55:53,584 Tomorrow, I have to take care of some personal things 1116 00:55:53,618 --> 00:55:57,788 in Cartagena, but after that, we can stay here forever. 1117 00:56:01,659 --> 00:56:03,260 - I would like that, 1118 00:56:05,430 --> 00:56:06,431 but I can't. 1119 00:56:09,434 --> 00:56:10,267 - Why not? 1120 00:56:12,302 --> 00:56:15,039 - Well, because I still love him. 1121 00:56:18,008 --> 00:56:20,344 - Go, then, try to find God. 1122 00:56:21,812 --> 00:56:25,983 (pleasant guitar over dreamy electronic music) 1123 00:56:39,129 --> 00:56:42,467 (waves gently crashing) 1124 00:56:53,143 --> 00:56:56,146 (crickets chirping) 1125 00:56:58,649 --> 00:56:59,750 - You back? 1126 00:56:59,784 --> 00:57:01,118 - [Dennis] I am. 1127 00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,522 Where is everybody? 1128 00:57:04,555 --> 00:57:06,156 - Asleep, we'll all be going 1129 00:57:06,190 --> 00:57:09,093 to Jasper's uncle tomorrow morning. 1130 00:57:12,396 --> 00:57:13,230 - We are? 1131 00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:16,767 - Yes. 1132 00:57:20,137 --> 00:57:21,606 He just wanted to cancel it, 1133 00:57:21,639 --> 00:57:24,642 but I told him he can't do that, that's very impolite. 1134 00:57:24,675 --> 00:57:28,846 His uncle wouldn't stand for such a thing, and me neither. 1135 00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:32,650 - Sounds good, I'll make sure to shave. 1136 00:57:40,625 --> 00:57:43,260 (Farleigh sighs) 1137 00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:46,296 (crickets chirping) 1138 00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:04,949 (lips smacking) 1139 00:58:20,264 --> 00:58:21,498 - You better go to sleep, 1140 00:58:21,532 --> 00:58:24,468 it's going to be a long day tomorrow. 1141 00:58:27,972 --> 00:58:29,640 - Aren't you coming? 1142 00:58:30,608 --> 00:58:33,143 - Perhaps in a bit, I, 1143 00:58:33,177 --> 00:58:35,613 I still have some work to do. 1144 00:58:37,481 --> 00:58:40,050 (Dennis sighs) 1145 00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:48,125 (distant siren blaring over humming traffic) 1146 00:58:50,995 --> 00:58:53,130 - [Javi] Are you sure this is your uncle's neighborhood? 1147 00:58:53,163 --> 00:58:55,499 - (sighs) I should've never brought you guys here. 1148 00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:57,167 I should've come on my own. 1149 00:58:57,201 --> 00:58:58,368 - Under no circumstances 1150 00:58:58,402 --> 00:58:59,937 would I have allowed you to come here alone. 1151 00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:02,306 - I would've been fine. 1152 00:59:02,339 --> 00:59:04,474 - You would've been abducted! 1153 00:59:04,508 --> 00:59:05,342 - If only! 1154 00:59:06,443 --> 00:59:07,444 - Turn here. 1155 00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:14,184 - [Farleigh] Here we go. 1156 00:59:14,218 --> 00:59:17,321 - Does anybody see this long-ass gun? 1157 00:59:19,957 --> 00:59:23,694 (Enrique speaking foreign language) 1158 00:59:23,728 --> 00:59:26,731 (Farleigh speaking foreign language) 1159 00:59:26,764 --> 00:59:27,665 - Wh-what's his name? 1160 00:59:27,698 --> 00:59:30,534 - Enrique, it's me, Jasper. 1161 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:34,605 (Enrique speaking foreign language) 1162 00:59:34,639 --> 00:59:37,141 - [Farleigh] So can we go, OK. 1163 00:59:39,710 --> 00:59:41,311 (Enrique speaking foreign language) 1164 00:59:41,345 --> 00:59:45,515 (Uncle speaking foreign language) 1165 00:59:46,951 --> 00:59:48,252 - [Jasper] I want to, uh, introduce you to my friends. 1166 00:59:48,285 --> 00:59:50,487 This is Farleigh, Javi. (group chattering) 1167 00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:51,521 In the back is Dennis. 1168 00:59:51,555 --> 00:59:52,456 - [Uncle] Have a seat. 1169 00:59:52,489 --> 00:59:53,724 - [Farleigh] Thank you, gracias. 1170 00:59:53,758 --> 00:59:55,092 - I didn't know you were traveling with friends! 1171 00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:56,627 - [Jasper] Si, si. 1172 00:59:58,095 --> 01:00:01,632 - [Dennis] (clears throat) Hola. 1173 01:00:01,666 --> 01:00:04,935 - [Peter] And I welcome the unexpected. 1174 01:00:07,271 --> 01:00:09,640 Please excuse the dramatic arrival, 1175 01:00:09,674 --> 01:00:13,678 but these days, one must take extra precautions. 1176 01:00:15,245 --> 01:00:17,247 - You're Peter Cardones. 1177 01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:21,585 I recognize him from his work. 1178 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,721 He's one of the most influential South American artists 1179 01:00:23,754 --> 01:00:26,924 to have emerged since the 1990s. 1180 01:00:26,957 --> 01:00:28,793 - You have quite an educated eye. 1181 01:00:28,826 --> 01:00:30,394 - His sculptures and installations 1182 01:00:30,427 --> 01:00:32,930 draw on architecture and geography to explore 1183 01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:35,265 the psychological, biological, 1184 01:00:35,299 --> 01:00:38,435 and economic aspects of urban oppression. 1185 01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:40,470 - [Peter] Yeah, that's right. 1186 01:00:40,504 --> 01:00:42,406 - [Farleigh] Well, he's been to every major museum 1187 01:00:42,439 --> 01:00:43,708 in the world, and so-- 1188 01:00:43,741 --> 01:00:46,610 - [Peter] So, what have you been up to, my boy? 1189 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:48,578 - Ah, the question of the hour. 1190 01:00:48,612 --> 01:00:50,047 - I, I've been designing. 1191 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,818 I'm even, uh, even going to be on his TV show. 1192 01:00:53,851 --> 01:00:55,252 - Hard Nock Design? 1193 01:00:55,285 --> 01:00:57,254 - (chuckles) Well, uh, didn't know I had a following 1194 01:00:57,287 --> 01:01:00,024 in Colombia, thank you, I'm flattered. 1195 01:01:00,057 --> 01:01:04,161 - I don't think, uh, a reality show is a great idea. 1196 01:01:05,595 --> 01:01:08,966 - Oh, we are very excited to have Jasper on board, 1197 01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:11,201 to have him take the lead on all of our project. 1198 01:01:11,235 --> 01:01:13,403 - It's true, Tio, I mean, this, 1199 01:01:13,437 --> 01:01:16,573 this show can change my whole career. 1200 01:01:16,606 --> 01:01:19,009 Eh, it's, the exposure from a show 1201 01:01:19,043 --> 01:01:20,978 like this, it's, it's priceless. 1202 01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:23,814 - But you won that big award at college! 1203 01:01:23,848 --> 01:01:25,515 What was it called again? 1204 01:01:25,549 --> 01:01:27,184 - You went to college? 1205 01:01:27,217 --> 01:01:28,385 - I, I think that college 1206 01:01:28,418 --> 01:01:29,920 might be overstating it a little bit. 1207 01:01:29,954 --> 01:01:31,388 - Overstating it? 1208 01:01:32,857 --> 01:01:36,794 Jasper is a graduate from the Rhode Island School of Design. 1209 01:01:39,263 --> 01:01:40,998 - You went to RISD? 1210 01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:43,734 - So you haven't answered my questions. 1211 01:01:43,768 --> 01:01:46,236 Why do you need to be on TV? 1212 01:01:46,270 --> 01:01:48,505 - I want access to a bigger clientele. 1213 01:01:48,538 --> 01:01:52,376 A TV show is like, it's like a big commercial. 1214 01:01:53,844 --> 01:01:55,079 - Or a soap opera? 1215 01:01:55,112 --> 01:01:59,249 - (chuckles) Sir, I take offense on that. 1216 01:02:00,751 --> 01:02:03,487 My TV show is as authentic and artistic as your work, 1217 01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:05,655 just in a different way. 1218 01:02:05,689 --> 01:02:07,657 - I mean, Tio, I've tried many avenues of work, 1219 01:02:07,691 --> 01:02:10,394 but it's (sighs), I mean, you know how difficult it is 1220 01:02:10,427 --> 01:02:12,129 to get your material recognized. 1221 01:02:12,162 --> 01:02:14,965 - Now that's the trouble with your generation. 1222 01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:18,168 You wanted instant applause, instant approval. 1223 01:02:18,202 --> 01:02:20,270 - Tio, it's like you and your privileged friends 1224 01:02:20,304 --> 01:02:22,339 worked very long before you found success. 1225 01:02:22,372 --> 01:02:25,075 - We changed this country. 1226 01:02:25,109 --> 01:02:26,243 We showed passion-- 1227 01:02:26,276 --> 01:02:27,711 - But that's a luxury where there is-- 1228 01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:31,015 - You have to show passion, aggression, revolution! 1229 01:02:31,048 --> 01:02:32,016 You are an artist! 1230 01:02:32,049 --> 01:02:33,951 - If the world were upholstery, 1231 01:02:33,984 --> 01:02:36,653 I'm just an interior designer, that's it! 1232 01:02:36,686 --> 01:02:38,388 (slap cracking) 1233 01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:40,190 - Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! 1234 01:02:40,224 --> 01:02:42,960 I must insist that you do not put your hands on him. 1235 01:02:42,993 --> 01:02:47,164 (tense and uneasy electronic music) 1236 01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:07,651 (tense and uneasy electronic music) 1237 01:03:13,423 --> 01:03:16,026 - You are being extremely rude! 1238 01:03:17,427 --> 01:03:20,430 - You make my boy think he can fuck his way to greatness? 1239 01:03:20,464 --> 01:03:22,566 You are pathetic, that's what you are! 1240 01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:25,735 To fuck an old man is to trade youth for possession, 1241 01:03:25,769 --> 01:03:29,773 but youth is more precious, it cannot be bought! 1242 01:03:31,208 --> 01:03:34,278 - I don't have to listen to you, you are pathetic! 1243 01:03:34,311 --> 01:03:35,145 You are 1244 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,282 an outdated cabron! 1245 01:03:41,251 --> 01:03:44,688 - Not good enough for your nephew, but good enough for me? 1246 01:03:44,721 --> 01:03:48,893 (tense and uneasy electronic music) 1247 01:03:54,098 --> 01:03:56,733 - Because you are damaged, you will never grow 1248 01:03:56,766 --> 01:03:58,202 or know what love is. 1249 01:03:58,235 --> 01:04:00,037 - Beg your pardon? 1250 01:04:00,070 --> 01:04:03,040 - I won't let my Jasper get involved into this! 1251 01:04:03,073 --> 01:04:05,042 He will not sleep his way to the top! 1252 01:04:05,075 --> 01:04:07,344 That's for whores, that's for actors! 1253 01:04:07,377 --> 01:04:09,413 - Javi, let's go. 1254 01:04:09,446 --> 01:04:12,416 - Tio, you think you love me, but you obviously don't. 1255 01:04:12,449 --> 01:04:13,617 We have to go, Dennis. 1256 01:04:13,650 --> 01:04:14,618 - Of course, I love you! 1257 01:04:14,651 --> 01:04:16,620 - No, it's time to go, Dennis. 1258 01:04:16,653 --> 01:04:19,323 - Listen, I gave up my life to raise you. 1259 01:04:19,356 --> 01:04:21,091 I let you fulfill your dreams! 1260 01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:22,559 I let you go to America! 1261 01:04:22,592 --> 01:04:23,393 - [Jasper] You let me? 1262 01:04:23,427 --> 01:04:24,995 - Si, I let you! 1263 01:04:25,029 --> 01:04:26,730 (shove thudding) 1264 01:04:26,763 --> 01:04:29,599 (punch thwacking) 1265 01:04:32,002 --> 01:04:36,173 (men grunting over tense and uneasy acoustic guitar) 1266 01:04:37,507 --> 01:04:38,408 - Let's go! 1267 01:04:40,911 --> 01:04:43,580 (gun cocking) 1268 01:04:43,613 --> 01:04:46,616 - Get your faggot asses out of here! 1269 01:04:48,685 --> 01:04:52,856 (group chattering over tense acoustic guitar) 1270 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:56,160 - [Farleigh] It's a Philippe Starck lamp! 1271 01:04:56,193 --> 01:04:58,028 - [All] Go, go, go, go! 1272 01:04:58,062 --> 01:04:59,463 - [Javi] Run (groans). 1273 01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:01,831 - [Farleigh] It's a piece of art, don't shoot! 1274 01:05:01,865 --> 01:05:04,534 (men chattering in foreign language) 1275 01:05:04,568 --> 01:05:07,371 - [Dennis] This is nuts (groans)! 1276 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:08,838 (taxi driver speaking in foreign language) 1277 01:05:08,872 --> 01:05:10,307 - [Javi] Go, go, go! 1278 01:05:10,340 --> 01:05:12,076 (all chattering over tense acoustic guitar) 1279 01:05:12,109 --> 01:05:14,144 - Let's go, let's go, come on! 1280 01:05:14,178 --> 01:05:16,580 - What in goddamn hell was that? 1281 01:05:16,613 --> 01:05:17,881 What in goddamn hell was that, 1282 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:18,983 you could've gotten us killed! 1283 01:05:19,016 --> 01:05:20,250 - I know, I'm sorry! 1284 01:05:20,284 --> 01:05:22,119 - And not only did you put us all in danger, 1285 01:05:22,152 --> 01:05:23,120 you're a liar! 1286 01:05:23,153 --> 01:05:25,455 - I know, I'm a complete shit. 1287 01:05:25,489 --> 01:05:26,856 - Why deny your past, 1288 01:05:26,890 --> 01:05:29,126 there's nothing to be embarrassed of. 1289 01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:30,827 - I didn't deny anything! 1290 01:05:30,860 --> 01:05:32,429 I came in here in street clothes, 1291 01:05:32,462 --> 01:05:33,830 and you start speaking Spanish to me 1292 01:05:33,863 --> 01:05:35,265 and creating this story, OK? 1293 01:05:35,299 --> 01:05:37,134 I just didn't correct you! 1294 01:05:37,167 --> 01:05:38,768 - I didn't need a story. 1295 01:05:38,802 --> 01:05:41,738 - [Jasper] You wouldn't have let me on TV without a story. 1296 01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:43,007 - I would have. 1297 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:45,442 - [Jasper] But the producers wouldn't have. 1298 01:05:45,475 --> 01:05:49,646 (Jasper sighing and gasping) 1299 01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:51,415 - Come on, my boy. 1300 01:05:53,017 --> 01:05:55,819 I know it's not your fault, I know. 1301 01:05:55,852 --> 01:05:58,322 Everything will be fine now. 1302 01:05:58,355 --> 01:06:00,957 He can't hurt you anymore, huh? 1303 01:06:00,991 --> 01:06:04,094 Huh? (Jasper groaning) 1304 01:06:07,064 --> 01:06:07,897 OK, yes. 1305 01:06:12,769 --> 01:06:15,072 - I can't believe this happened! 1306 01:06:15,105 --> 01:06:16,873 Have your bags packed by seven a.m., 1307 01:06:16,906 --> 01:06:18,442 the water boat will be here, 1308 01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,610 and if you're not down at breakfast by six, 1309 01:06:20,644 --> 01:06:22,579 you do not get a fruit cup! 1310 01:06:22,612 --> 01:06:25,349 (dramatic piano) 1311 01:06:28,552 --> 01:06:29,953 - It's all right. 1312 01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:34,791 (sighs) Gimme a hand. 1313 01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:40,830 (Dennis sighing over rhythmic acoustic guitar music) 1314 01:06:46,203 --> 01:06:48,772 (cane tapping) 1315 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:54,811 (relaxed acoustic guitar music with pleasant vocals) 1316 01:07:06,223 --> 01:07:07,124 (picture cracks on counter) 1317 01:07:07,157 --> 01:07:11,328 (motorbike engine sputtering) 1318 01:07:11,928 --> 01:07:13,029 (dog yawning) 1319 01:07:13,063 --> 01:07:17,101 (expressive but pleasant ambient music) 1320 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,175 - How's the eye? 1321 01:07:25,209 --> 01:07:27,477 - (sighs) It's fine. 1322 01:07:27,511 --> 01:07:28,345 Jerk. 1323 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:30,380 - Excuse me? 1324 01:07:32,749 --> 01:07:35,885 - I saw you laugh when I got punched. 1325 01:07:35,919 --> 01:07:37,987 - It was funny, 1326 01:07:38,021 --> 01:07:39,589 and long overdue. 1327 01:07:39,623 --> 01:07:41,291 - It was your fault. 1328 01:07:46,029 --> 01:07:48,765 (couch creaking) 1329 01:07:50,367 --> 01:07:52,969 (Dennis sighs) 1330 01:07:55,739 --> 01:07:58,508 (urine bubbling) 1331 01:08:02,045 --> 01:08:05,749 (expressive acoustic guitar) 1332 01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:11,688 - I'm gonna shower, wash off the grime. 1333 01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:16,760 (rhythmic electronic music) 1334 01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:22,399 - Brittny, hi, it's Dennis. 1335 01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:25,535 I need to borrow your hotel room at 6:30. 1336 01:08:25,569 --> 01:08:27,304 No, you guys can't be there. 1337 01:08:27,337 --> 01:08:31,508 I need to show Farleigh the parasite that Jasper really is. 1338 01:08:33,643 --> 01:08:35,212 He hasn't seen what I've seen. 1339 01:08:35,245 --> 01:08:37,981 (shower hissing) 1340 01:08:38,014 --> 01:08:38,848 Hey. 1341 01:08:43,153 --> 01:08:46,623 I called Nate Berkus, he's gonna cover the show with Gordon. 1342 01:08:46,656 --> 01:08:48,925 - [Farleigh] Ah, no, not him (sighs). 1343 01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:50,194 - Don't be mad. 1344 01:08:51,428 --> 01:08:54,431 The girls invited us to their hotel. 1345 01:08:55,899 --> 01:08:59,736 Jasper and I are gonna meet them for a sunset cocktail. 1346 01:08:59,769 --> 01:09:02,339 I don't care if I lose everything, 1347 01:09:02,372 --> 01:09:03,807 I don't care if I lose Farleigh, 1348 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:07,944 if that's the kind of bullet I have to take, I will. 1349 01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:11,648 I'm not gonna see Farleigh hurt. 1350 01:09:11,681 --> 01:09:13,183 - [Farleigh] You're going with Jasper? 1351 01:09:13,217 --> 01:09:15,219 - I'm trying to be nice. 1352 01:09:17,754 --> 01:09:19,489 - [Farleigh] It becomes you. 1353 01:09:19,523 --> 01:09:21,591 - And leave us some tequila. 1354 01:09:21,625 --> 01:09:23,460 Remember, seven sharp! 1355 01:09:27,331 --> 01:09:31,501 Ready to go, I told the girls I'd meet them early. 1356 01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:36,206 - What about Farleigh? 1357 01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:37,741 - They'll meet us. 1358 01:09:40,744 --> 01:09:44,013 (townsfolk chattering) 1359 01:09:47,050 --> 01:09:48,051 (rapping on door) 1360 01:09:48,084 --> 01:09:49,519 Brittny, Heather? 1361 01:09:55,725 --> 01:09:58,762 (door rattling) 1362 01:09:58,795 --> 01:10:01,231 Guess they're running late. 1363 01:10:01,265 --> 01:10:02,799 - Should we go back to the lobby? 1364 01:10:02,832 --> 01:10:04,501 - Oh, look, tequila! 1365 01:10:17,614 --> 01:10:18,982 (Jasper sighs) 1366 01:10:19,015 --> 01:10:21,585 They said meet 'em for a drink. 1367 01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:26,623 - I, I don't know I should be drinking their tequila. 1368 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:30,927 (liquid sloshing) 1369 01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:34,331 (Jasper snickers) 1370 01:10:34,364 --> 01:10:37,434 (Jasper gasps and coughs) 1371 01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:39,836 It's good, it's strong. 1372 01:10:39,869 --> 01:10:43,807 (quiet and airy ambient music) 1373 01:10:48,545 --> 01:10:49,913 - Since we've found ourselves alone, 1374 01:10:49,946 --> 01:10:52,282 I suppose I'll say my piece. 1375 01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:59,423 (clicks tongue) I want to ask your forgiveness. 1376 01:11:00,890 --> 01:11:02,359 - Excuse me. 1377 01:11:02,392 --> 01:11:04,694 - I've treated you horribly. 1378 01:11:06,162 --> 01:11:09,198 - I, I, I wouldn't say that you've treated me horribly. 1379 01:11:09,232 --> 01:11:11,735 - I have, it's just, you know, 1380 01:11:14,037 --> 01:11:17,040 I'm jealous (chuckles). 1381 01:11:17,073 --> 01:11:19,208 - Y-you're jealous of me? 1382 01:11:19,242 --> 01:11:21,745 - Your beauty, your intelligence. 1383 01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:25,749 - Um, well, Dennis, this stuff about RISD, I-- 1384 01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:29,519 - Hey, I think that's cool, it sounds fun. 1385 01:11:29,553 --> 01:11:32,288 Wish I did college (scoffs). 1386 01:11:32,322 --> 01:11:33,990 Maybe then Farleigh and I could communicate 1387 01:11:34,023 --> 01:11:35,492 the way you two do. 1388 01:11:35,525 --> 01:11:38,595 (distant chattering) 1389 01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:45,935 Woo (scoffs), 1390 01:11:45,969 --> 01:11:47,136 this humidity! 1391 01:11:58,181 --> 01:12:01,518 Don't wanna ruin my shirt before dinner. 1392 01:12:02,686 --> 01:12:06,490 - Yeah, it's nice (clears throat). 1393 01:12:12,396 --> 01:12:14,864 - I suppose I should just come out with it already. 1394 01:12:14,898 --> 01:12:16,466 I'm stepping aside. 1395 01:12:21,638 --> 01:12:25,208 Farleigh clearly loves you, and you him. 1396 01:12:25,241 --> 01:12:28,745 - I, I don't think that you, that you understand, Dennis. 1397 01:12:28,778 --> 01:12:31,848 - No, I do, I do, it's fine. 1398 01:12:31,881 --> 01:12:34,283 Seriously, it's fine. 1399 01:12:34,317 --> 01:12:36,920 Farleigh and I had a great run. 1400 01:12:38,922 --> 01:12:43,092 (laughs) What's funny is it's just I'm beginning 1401 01:12:44,227 --> 01:12:46,530 to understand what Farleigh sees in you. 1402 01:12:46,563 --> 01:12:48,732 I can't help but see it for myself. 1403 01:12:48,765 --> 01:12:52,936 (rhythmic, quietly tense percussion) 1404 01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:58,808 I suppose after all this time, I'm... 1405 01:13:00,343 --> 01:13:02,178 a little bit in love with you, too. 1406 01:13:02,211 --> 01:13:06,349 (rhythmic, quietly tense percussion) 1407 01:13:07,517 --> 01:13:10,454 - I can't believe you just said that. 1408 01:13:11,555 --> 01:13:14,390 What time is Farleigh coming back? 1409 01:13:15,592 --> 01:13:16,426 - 7:30. 1410 01:13:20,964 --> 01:13:23,733 (Jasper panting) 1411 01:13:25,802 --> 01:13:29,806 (energetic thumping percussion) 1412 01:13:37,814 --> 01:13:40,584 (belts jingling) 1413 01:13:44,754 --> 01:13:47,423 (lips smacking) 1414 01:13:49,192 --> 01:13:52,228 (Jasper panting) 1415 01:13:52,261 --> 01:13:55,264 (wrapper crinkling) 1416 01:14:00,036 --> 01:14:02,639 (lips smacking) 1417 01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:05,441 Slow down, slow down! 1418 01:14:05,475 --> 01:14:08,044 Slow down, slow down! - Why, why? 1419 01:14:08,077 --> 01:14:09,378 - Slow down! 1420 01:14:09,412 --> 01:14:10,714 - I don't wanna slow down. 1421 01:14:10,747 --> 01:14:13,917 (rhythmic percussion) 1422 01:14:18,855 --> 01:14:23,026 (both moaning over energetic hand claps) 1423 01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:43,179 (lips smacking) 1424 01:14:43,212 --> 01:14:47,383 (both moaning and gasping over energetic hand claps) 1425 01:14:57,160 --> 01:15:00,597 (expressive vocal choir) 1426 01:15:13,943 --> 01:15:16,680 (Jasper sighing) 1427 01:15:21,785 --> 01:15:23,953 - This is, um, unexpected. 1428 01:15:25,188 --> 01:15:29,292 - (chuckles) You could say that. 1429 01:15:31,460 --> 01:15:33,296 - What about Farleigh? 1430 01:15:34,397 --> 01:15:36,465 - What about Farleigh? 1431 01:15:36,499 --> 01:15:38,234 - You were after him. 1432 01:15:39,569 --> 01:15:42,038 - Farleigh has to be, what, 50 years old? 1433 01:15:42,071 --> 01:15:44,440 I'm not after Farleigh. 1434 01:15:44,473 --> 01:15:46,943 - But that night, after the party, 1435 01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:49,078 Farleigh spent the night. 1436 01:15:50,614 --> 01:15:54,651 - He spent the night, it's not like he didn't try, but, 1437 01:15:54,684 --> 01:15:57,453 hey, you are the one that I want. 1438 01:15:58,554 --> 01:15:59,723 - I'm the one you want? 1439 01:15:59,756 --> 01:16:00,724 - Yes. 1440 01:16:00,757 --> 01:16:01,591 - Why? 1441 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:07,731 - Because every time I'm with you, my heart goes crazy. 1442 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:13,069 - My plan was to ruin you. 1443 01:16:16,372 --> 01:16:18,975 (Jasper sighs) 1444 01:16:22,779 --> 01:16:24,948 Get dressed, get dressed. 1445 01:16:24,981 --> 01:16:25,815 - What? 1446 01:16:26,983 --> 01:16:30,620 - Farleigh's gonna be here any minute. 1447 01:16:30,654 --> 01:16:34,824 (water bubbling over pleasant ambient music) 1448 01:17:03,052 --> 01:17:03,953 Jasper and I-- 1449 01:17:03,987 --> 01:17:05,421 - Slept together. 1450 01:17:07,523 --> 01:17:08,524 - I'm sorry. 1451 01:17:09,993 --> 01:17:11,427 - Why? 1452 01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:14,063 - Because I did it to hurt you. 1453 01:17:16,332 --> 01:17:17,500 Are you angry? 1454 01:17:20,036 --> 01:17:21,437 - Jealous, maybe. 1455 01:17:22,605 --> 01:17:23,439 - Jealous. 1456 01:17:25,909 --> 01:17:27,243 - I wish you had ever looked at me 1457 01:17:27,276 --> 01:17:30,814 the way I've seen you look at him. 1458 01:17:30,847 --> 01:17:33,016 - But I don't love Jasper. 1459 01:17:34,684 --> 01:17:36,052 - The first time he came to our place, 1460 01:17:36,085 --> 01:17:38,654 I knew I would lose you to him. 1461 01:17:40,356 --> 01:17:42,692 - Then why did you hire him? 1462 01:17:45,261 --> 01:17:49,332 - Because I thought I could still have him first. 1463 01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:52,769 - I'm not ready to leave you. 1464 01:17:54,904 --> 01:17:55,805 I love you. 1465 01:17:58,808 --> 01:18:00,977 - I know, and I loved you. 1466 01:18:05,148 --> 01:18:06,315 I do love you. 1467 01:18:08,785 --> 01:18:09,585 You know, 1468 01:18:09,618 --> 01:18:12,555 (expressive piano) 1469 01:18:15,759 --> 01:18:19,763 (scoffs) people always told me that 1470 01:18:19,796 --> 01:18:21,898 I was a fool to keep you. 1471 01:18:25,869 --> 01:18:28,838 But, um, I was the young boy 1472 01:18:28,872 --> 01:18:30,874 who could not grow up, I 1473 01:18:35,912 --> 01:18:37,580 you were keeping me. 1474 01:18:38,414 --> 01:18:41,250 (Farleigh laughs) 1475 01:18:43,286 --> 01:18:45,688 (water splashing) 1476 01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:49,893 (unsettling and ominous electronic music) 1477 01:18:52,962 --> 01:18:53,763 (slaps cracking) 1478 01:18:53,797 --> 01:18:55,531 - Hey, hey, Farleigh? 1479 01:18:57,433 --> 01:18:58,267 Hey! 1480 01:18:59,402 --> 01:19:03,506 (unsettling and ominous electronic music) 1481 01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:06,910 Javi, can you call, uh, 911, please? 1482 01:19:06,943 --> 01:19:11,114 (uneasy pulsing electronic tones) 1483 01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:27,931 (pleasant but vaguely uneasy ambient music) 1484 01:19:32,135 --> 01:19:35,371 - What you wanna hit, is desire, in season six-- 1485 01:19:35,404 --> 01:19:39,342 (voices become muffled and airy) 1486 01:19:39,375 --> 01:19:41,544 Shut, shut the fuck up for a second. 1487 01:19:41,577 --> 01:19:43,679 Remember that it's designed for life 1488 01:19:43,712 --> 01:19:45,915 and no, this isn't art. 1489 01:19:45,949 --> 01:19:49,485 I cared about Farleigh as much as anybody, 1490 01:19:49,518 --> 01:19:53,022 so just give me a smile, something to, OK. 1491 01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:57,760 You good? 1492 01:19:57,793 --> 01:19:58,661 - Si. 1493 01:19:58,694 --> 01:19:59,795 (door alarm beeping) 1494 01:19:59,829 --> 01:20:00,897 - Here we go. 1495 01:20:01,831 --> 01:20:05,068 (crowd chattering) 1496 01:20:05,101 --> 01:20:07,336 I don't know why they have, 1497 01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:10,739 this has happened so many times. 1498 01:20:10,773 --> 01:20:13,676 (crowd chattering) 1499 01:20:15,044 --> 01:20:16,545 I beg your pardon. 1500 01:20:17,713 --> 01:20:21,550 (crowd chattering over uneasy acoustic guitar) 1501 01:20:36,699 --> 01:20:38,701 - [Paulette] I saw that. 1502 01:20:39,936 --> 01:20:43,739 (relaxed but vaguely uneasy piano music) 1503 01:20:45,674 --> 01:20:46,976 - Been inside? 1504 01:20:47,010 --> 01:20:49,178 - I have, it's a madhouse. 1505 01:20:50,813 --> 01:20:53,149 I hear they're giving your boy Jasper the show. 1506 01:20:53,182 --> 01:20:56,019 Out with the old, in with the new. 1507 01:20:57,020 --> 01:20:58,521 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-- 1508 01:20:58,554 --> 01:21:00,890 (horns honking) 1509 01:21:00,924 --> 01:21:02,691 So how's life in probate? 1510 01:21:02,725 --> 01:21:05,394 - I have to find a new place to live. 1511 01:21:05,428 --> 01:21:07,463 - [Paulette] I thought he left you everything? 1512 01:21:07,496 --> 01:21:10,033 - Farleigh was up to his eyeballs in debt. 1513 01:21:10,066 --> 01:21:12,902 It's no wonder he was wanting me to get a job. 1514 01:21:12,936 --> 01:21:14,770 - Did you get anything? 1515 01:21:14,803 --> 01:21:17,240 - Couple hundred thousand. 1516 01:21:17,273 --> 01:21:20,109 Stashed it away in some sort of trust. 1517 01:21:20,143 --> 01:21:22,078 - See, he did love you! 1518 01:21:28,051 --> 01:21:29,752 What are you going to do with it? 1519 01:21:29,785 --> 01:21:33,957 - I applied to college, I wanna teach art history. 1520 01:21:35,324 --> 01:21:38,194 - Good for you, you always were the smart one. 1521 01:21:38,227 --> 01:21:41,530 (horns honking) 1522 01:21:41,564 --> 01:21:43,232 How's the kid doing? 1523 01:21:43,266 --> 01:21:45,601 - He keeps leaving messages. 1524 01:21:47,036 --> 01:21:49,672 I can't return the calls, 1525 01:21:49,705 --> 01:21:53,776 but I can't just seem to delete the messages, either. 1526 01:21:53,809 --> 01:21:56,545 - You are smitten, I can tell. 1527 01:21:56,579 --> 01:21:59,048 - Don't tell Lonnie, OK? 1528 01:21:59,082 --> 01:22:01,050 He thinks I love him. 1529 01:22:01,084 --> 01:22:04,087 (Paulette chuckles) 1530 01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:07,123 - [Paulette] Come on, it's starting. 1531 01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:13,997 Hey, you don't have to do this. 1532 01:22:17,266 --> 01:22:19,702 Come on, lemme take you home. 1533 01:22:25,274 --> 01:22:27,943 - [Javi] Damn, the fuck is this? 1534 01:22:29,678 --> 01:22:33,016 - I've watched you do this for 10 years. 1535 01:22:34,650 --> 01:22:35,751 Trust me. 1536 01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:39,388 (pleasant acoustic guitar) 1537 01:22:46,629 --> 01:22:49,298 I can't help but feeling guilty. 1538 01:22:54,737 --> 01:22:58,807 - We've been through this, it wasn't your fault. 1539 01:22:58,841 --> 01:23:02,311 - I didn't want all this, not without him, 1540 01:23:04,513 --> 01:23:06,082 and yet, here I am. 1541 01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:14,523 (envelope rustling) 1542 01:23:21,930 --> 01:23:25,501 (pleasant acoustic guitar) 1543 01:23:26,735 --> 01:23:29,405 - Farleigh left me the, the deed to the house? 1544 01:23:29,438 --> 01:23:31,674 - No, I'm giving it to you. 1545 01:23:33,409 --> 01:23:35,378 - You don't want it? 1546 01:23:35,411 --> 01:23:39,482 - It's a mausoleum now, it was always Farleigh's. 1547 01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:42,985 I want something that's mine. 1548 01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:45,754 I know you want it, 1549 01:23:45,788 --> 01:23:49,792 you and Farleigh built this house together. 1550 01:23:49,825 --> 01:23:51,994 It really should be yours. 1551 01:23:54,997 --> 01:23:56,865 - [Javi] We have history you know. 1552 01:23:56,899 --> 01:24:00,503 (pleasant acoustic guitar) 1553 01:24:08,911 --> 01:24:10,213 (Javi gasps) 1554 01:24:10,246 --> 01:24:13,682 (pleasant ambient music) 1555 01:24:27,830 --> 01:24:30,666 (Dennis sniffles) 1556 01:24:32,568 --> 01:24:35,638 (footsteps clacking) 1557 01:24:41,944 --> 01:24:46,115 (water bubbling over relaxed folk rock music) 1558 01:24:58,727 --> 01:24:59,795 - I miss you. 1559 01:25:01,664 --> 01:25:04,700 (wine bubbling) 1560 01:25:04,733 --> 01:25:08,237 (relaxed folk rock music) 1561 01:25:16,245 --> 01:25:18,347 - [Jasper] There you are. 1562 01:25:21,350 --> 01:25:25,421 I was hoping I'd at least get to see you tonight. 1563 01:25:27,223 --> 01:25:28,791 - I'm sorry I left. 1564 01:25:31,594 --> 01:25:34,863 - Well, meanwhile, the network wants to replace Farleigh 1565 01:25:34,897 --> 01:25:38,066 with Nate Berkus, so I'm out of a job. 1566 01:25:39,202 --> 01:25:41,970 - Javi's looking for a new pool boy. 1567 01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:49,212 - You know, Dennis, you weren't the only one that loved him. 1568 01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:53,015 I miss Farleigh, too. 1569 01:26:02,358 --> 01:26:04,159 - I got you something, 1570 01:26:05,628 --> 01:26:08,964 don't you wanna know what it is, Jasper? 1571 01:26:09,865 --> 01:26:11,133 Jasper, Jasper! 1572 01:26:13,969 --> 01:26:16,805 (water splashing) 1573 01:26:21,310 --> 01:26:23,979 (Jasper laughs) 1574 01:26:25,948 --> 01:26:26,782 - What? 1575 01:26:29,652 --> 01:26:32,488 - A job, I convinced the producers 1576 01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:36,392 to keep you on as Nate's assistant. 1577 01:26:36,425 --> 01:26:40,496 It's not much, but it's better than pool boy wages. 1578 01:26:40,529 --> 01:26:41,364 - Dennis. 1579 01:26:43,131 --> 01:26:43,966 - Yes. 1580 01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:49,705 - (sighs) I love you. 1581 01:26:50,973 --> 01:26:53,876 - You don't understand love. 1582 01:26:53,909 --> 01:26:55,478 - I, but I mean it. 1583 01:27:00,383 --> 01:27:01,950 - Hold your breath. 1584 01:27:03,386 --> 01:27:04,887 (water bubbling) 1585 01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:09,091 ("Temporary Tattoos" by Stolen Horse) 1586 01:27:10,959 --> 01:27:14,363 * Oh, take me out to see 1587 01:27:18,166 --> 01:27:22,170 * And plunge me into this I see * 1588 01:27:23,038 --> 01:27:25,173 * With you arms around 1589 01:27:25,207 --> 01:27:29,378 * 'Cause I'm too scared I might drown * 1590 01:27:32,247 --> 01:27:36,419 * And I'll back out 'cause I'm fragile anyhow * 1591 01:27:42,691 --> 01:27:46,429 * Can't you see that it's new 1592 01:27:46,462 --> 01:27:49,998 * And it's not in your head 1593 01:27:50,032 --> 01:27:54,169 * That I'd rather be that instead * 1594 01:27:54,202 --> 01:27:57,205 * Temporary tattoos 1595 01:28:00,809 --> 01:28:04,480 * My arms run black and blue 1596 01:28:05,614 --> 01:28:07,716 * When I'm around you 1597 01:28:07,750 --> 01:28:11,420 * And with everything we do 1598 01:28:14,923 --> 01:28:18,861 * It's still not breaking news 1599 01:28:19,862 --> 01:28:23,098 * That I'd like you to 1600 01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:29,104 * Can't you see that it's new 1601 01:28:29,137 --> 01:28:32,575 * And it's not in your head 1602 01:28:32,608 --> 01:28:36,779 * That I'd rather be there instead * 1603 01:28:37,646 --> 01:28:40,449 (pleasant folk rock music) 1604 01:29:05,273 --> 01:29:08,611 * She looks out for him 1605 01:29:11,847 --> 01:29:14,917 * While he's off broken 1606 01:29:14,950 --> 01:29:18,854 * And distracted by other things * 1607 01:29:18,887 --> 01:29:22,891 * And would she bite her tongue *